Each Zodiac Sign As Something I’m Tempted to Splurge on From Restoration Hardware

Have you ever wondered what home decor piece you are, based on your zodiac sign? Perfect. Because, as resident Purveyor of Knowledge, I can provide you with such valuable information with about 87% accuracy. (Those rising and moon signs, man. They can make things a little tricky.) But I digress.

I’ve been living on my own in this apartment for five months now, and I still sometimes look around and think, “Damn. I bought this, and I’m not even doing anything illegal.” It’s a GOOD FEELING to know that I can take care of myself. I love my inexpensive furniture, my Craigslist chair and my hand-me-downs. But sometimes—because I am part of the Capitalist Machine and...

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