It's not her fault she's a Taurus, mkay?
There’s a reason The Office is one of the most-streamed shows. Something about a group of weirdos banding together in harsh conditions (doing paper sales, a.k.a. the most boring job of all time, topped with a super unprofessional boss) warms the heart.
Now, I’ve worked for my fair share of wild managers. (I won’t name names but one rhymes, fittingly, with Talon.) And as a professional writer, I’ve been assigned some doozies: write about air-conditioning sales (it was hot), interview the local tattoo artist about the strangest thing he’s ever designed (a Grateful Dead bear for someone’s penis), and the crème de la crème: ask women on the streets of Providence what they think of Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau’s tushy.
But there’s something about rushing back into the office with a story to share with your work buddies that makes it all worth it. A shared giggle or glance over the top of a computer screen is sacred and should be savored for the times that a 9-to-5 can be soul-crushing. Luckily, the power of the zodiac can help you elevate the water-cooler gossip to, in the words of Cardi B, money moves.
Narayana Montúfar, the senior astrologer at Astrology.com and Horoscope.com, gives the lowdown on how to better communicate with your coworkers based on your astrological sign. Because who couldn’t use a new work ally to help you climb up the corporate ladder?