Yes, White Castle Is on OnlyFans

Jelisa Castrodale
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White Castle restaurant sign
White Castle restaurant sign

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If you need last-minute kitchen help on Thanksgiving Day, Butterball has long operated a Turkey Talk Line, a 1-800 phone number (or a text option), where their experts can answer all of your turkey-related questions about everything from cooking to carving. This year, it's taking its offerings to TikTok for the first time, posting recipes and tips on its newly launched Turkey Talk-Line Taste Kitchen channel.

"While we're focused on helping everyone, especially new holiday hosts, cook a perfect turkey," Nicole Johnson, director of the Butterball Turkey Talk-Line, told Food & Wine last month, "I think there will be time for a little dancing, too."

White Castle has also turned to social media to share its own Thanksgiving Day inspiration, but it's taken a slightly, um, non-traditional route. If you'd like to get the recipe for its Southwest Jalapeno Cheese Slider Stuffing, you'll have to check out OnlyFans.

That's right, the site that is best known for hosting… should we say adult content, is now a destination for spicy Thanksgiving side dishes. "The holiday season is about to get a whole lot hotter because these recipes really pack the heat," Jamie Richardson, White Castle's vice president, said in a statement. "Our Jalapeño Cheese Slider is such a popular item in both our restaurants and in grocery freezer aisles, so we know our Cravers are going to love these new hot-and-spicy stuffing recipes." (Just guessing, but it's probably best if you don't search for the word "Craver" on OnlyFans.)

If you'd just like to watch someone else cook their Bacon Jalapeño Cheese Slider Stuffing, you can watch real-life Orlando firefighter Manny Washington, Jr. make his way through the recipe on White Castle's YouTube channel, as well as on its other social media accounts. White Castle is also giving a free Castle Combo or a free Breakfast Combo to all firefighters who have to work on Thanksgiving.

To get the full recipes for White Castle's Southwest Jalapeño Cheese Slider Stuffing or its slightly milder cousin, the Bacon Jalapeño Cheese Slider Stuffing, you'll have to create an OnlyFans account to access the content on their OnlyFans profile. (Its bio says "Selling hot and steamy since 1921." Interpret that any way you want.)

Unfortunately, we don't have a helpline for anyone who gets busted scrolling through OnlyFans tomorrow afternoon, and we have no idea what you should do if nobody believes you when you say you're just there for the stuffing recipes. Good luck, and Happy Thanksgiving!