Women Are Opening Up About The Crappy Sex Moves Men Always Use, And It's Making Me Close Up (If You Know What I Mean)
We asked the women of the BuzzFeed Community to share some porn moves they wish men would stop using during sex (or just ask for consent before doing!). Here are some of the most hilarious — and accurate — responses:
Note: Some of these responses are from Reddit users.
1."Don't eat a girl out by immediately spreading her lips, trying to lift up her clitoral hood, and then just stabbing her clit with the tip of your tongue — unless you know BEFOREHAND that she's into that."
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2."I once had a guy use his tongue to rapidly flick my nipple like a deranged lizard on steroids."
3."Thinking that we orgasm from two minutes of penetration alone."
4."If there’s anything we should agree on, it’s the lack of moaning. I really don’t get how men can be so silent, but when they aren’t, it’s the BIGGEST turn-on."
5."I really don’t understand the appeal of dick slapping. Help me understand."
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6."What kind of porn are they watching that makes them think fingering is so aggressive? Take it easy!"
7."Going faster when you tell them something feels good/you’re gonna cum. Pro tip: Don’t change a goddamn thing. Keep up the same pace."
8."Choking without asking. Just because it’s a porn trend doesn’t mean we all want to be surprise asphyxiated. If you really want to, then ask first."
9."Excessive dirty talk. It just feels like narration to me."
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10."Asking what's the biggest dick I've ever had. Why do you care? This ain't a dick-measuring contest."
11."Calling someone a 'whore' or a 'bitch' without checking if they’re into it. My reaction will always be, 'Excuse me, but who the fuck do you think you are? Please remove yourself from my premises.'"
12."Forcefully grabbing my head like a basketball to cum in my mouth. The first and last time that happened to me, I really wasn't expecting it."
13."Thinking we just instantly get in the mood. You walk into the room and think I’ll just immediately want you. No. I’m still thinking about that embarrassing thing I did last week. I need more than three minutes to get into it!"
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14."Spitting on genitals. Just DON'T. Or at least don't without asking."
15."Pulling my hair like the friggin' reins on an irritable horse kills the mood for me. Guys in porn hold onto the hair because it keeps it out of the woman's face for the camera. When you yank my head back like you're about to waterboard me, I won't enjoy anything after, and you'll owe me a chiropractor for a month."
16."Folding me like a cockroach! I don’t want my knees to my ears, yah assholes! That’s only for angles."
17."Finishing on a woman’s face. Before you do it, at least test it out yourself by putting some Elmer's Glue on your face and see how you feel about it."
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