Women Are Sharing "The Smallest Inconveniences That Ruin Their Day" And I Can Feel My Blood Starting To Boil
Reddit user u/Just_bee_U asked "Women, what is the smallest inconvenience that can ruin your day?" and I feel personally attacked because I've personally experienced like 95% of these things.
Here are the top-voted answers:
1."When I’m crawling into bed and I use the remote to turn on the TV...then I put the remote down to adjust the blanket or take a sip of my drink or whatever, then...poof. The remote disappears into another universe and I pat down my entire bed, reach under my butt, flap out the blanket hoping the remote will come wafting out...until I finally, after 477 years of patting and wafting, I finally make my lazy ass stand up and the remote is RIGHT THERE where I left it."
"Or while you're flapping out the blanket, the remote flies across the room."
"This happens to me nightly. I'm all sweaty and full of rage and will throw it from frustration then spend another 12 minutes looking for the batteries that fell out on impact and a further 5 minutes putting the batteries in the right way 😭. "
2."When my vibrator dies right as I'm about to orgasm."
"Then you gotta use your fingers and finish within 2–3 business days."
"I am cackling, YES 🤣."
3."A zit forming on the inside of my nose."
"Ugh or those ones that form right in the edge of your lip! The worst!"
"This one sucks but even worse is when you get ‘em… down there 😩."
4."When my pant pocket, headphones, shirt, hoodie pocket, or bag gets stuck on a door handle as I walk by. I go full Thanos."
"It only happens on the WORST days. When you are running late/behind or already in a pissed off mood."
"If this happens to me and I’m on my period I’m crying, no matter what."
5."Definitely finger or hand injuries 😤😤😤. Anything from a paper cut to a smashed thumb or a kitchen burn. It's the worst because then it gets bumped over and over again all day long."
6."Thinking my hair can go just one more day without a wash and then it looks like crap when I'm getting ready and it's too late to do anything about it 😩."
"I feel this. There's only so much dry shampoo can do to save the day!"
"This is when I pull out the slicked back 'clean girl' bun, but little do they know I'm the dirtiest clean girl on the street."
7."Breaking just hard enough my purse falls out of the car seat and my stuff goes everywhere."
"I now buckle my bags in with the seatbelt. It's keeps everything from becoming a projectile in the event of an accident, and keeps items from sliding around if I have to brake or turn suddenly."
8."Waking up to realize that your phone didn’t charge overnight and you have no charger at work."
"My charger broke so I had to use a wireless one overnight to charge it. I woke up this morning to find that I must have knocked it off the base in the night or when I put my drink next to it before i went to sleep. I woke up with 4%..."
9."When you bite the inside of your mouth and then you have that lump of flesh that you keep accidentally biting again, setting back any healing progress and experiencing the pain all over again."
10."If I leave the house without a claw clip or a perfectly stretched out hair tie or scrunchie."
11."My biggest grievance is somebody having the audacity to be in the kitchen while I am in there."
"They always want to help after I start cleaning You can help me the most by GETTING OUT OF THE WAY. Seriously, I love and adore my husband. Like, so freaking much. And he’s good at cleaning up. But man, let me listen to my smutty audiobook and clean in peace!"
12."Leaving the house with no lip balm. I'd rather just take a day off and go back home lmao."
13."When you drop something, pick it up, and the shit falls again. Full on rage 😤😤."
"Addendum: when you pick it up and something else drops."
"When this happens I look to the invisible The Office cameras, don't matter where I am."
14."If I'm making food and it doesn't go as planned, or if I order food and it doesn't taste the way that I was craving."
15."When you realize your headphones or earphones are not charged. And now you're doomed to hear the music from the gym, the bus, or wherever you're at."
"Oh great, some asshole just walked on the bus with his shitty phone speaker playing horrible music and that's your life now."
16."Forgetting my water bottle at home, it literally messes up all my day, it’s like my emotional support bottle 😅."
17."If it's windy. Absolute travesty. It blows my hair around and I cannot stand my hair whipping around in my face. It makes me want to punch something."
"This, when you're also wearing lip gloss. Add to that also wearing glasses, so you get horrible streaks of lipgloss all over your glasses that are a pain to clean off."
"And if your hair is parted, now you don't know which hairs are on the correct side of the part and you can't even stop to fix it, because it's just going to blow back to where it shouldn't be."
18."Wearing no-show socks that slip down while walking. Pisses me off in an instant 🤣."
19."Having to get gas. Every single time 😂."
20."Waking up and realizing my period started and doing the awkward penguin waddle to the bathroom so you don’t leak all over the floor."
And finally...
21."Needing to poo in traffic."
Now, it's your turn! What's a small thing that ruins your day? Comment below!
Note: Submissions have been edited for length and/or clarity.
