The Wittiest Instagram Captions for Halloween
The only thing more difficult than deciding on a Halloween costume is choosing the perfect Instagram caption to accompany the photo of you (or your dog) in it. Do you get together with your best ghouls and do a group costume? Do you dress up with your partner in crime? Or channel your favorite literary character and wear something your book club would approve of? We can't answer that for you, but we can provide a slew of funny, clever, and sometimes scary Halloween sayings to write on Instagram for when you do finally pick the perfect outfit—whether it's to highlight a couples costume, or to make a joke about you and your friends settling on ghosts, devils, vampires, or anything in between. Choose a lyric from a Halloween song or thrilling movie, or go for something punny. Either way, these Halloween instagram captions will be sure to delight anyone scrolling through their feeds on All Hallow's Eve.
MOVIE CAPTIONS:
"Magic is really very simple, all you've got to do is want something and then let yourself have it." – Halloweentown
"We've all got both light and dark inside us..." –Harry Potter
"It's Halloween; everyone's entitled to one good scare." –Halloween
"It's a full moon tonight. That's when all the weirdos are out." –Hocus Pocus
“I would like, if I may, to take you on a strange journey.” –Rocky Horror Picture Show
“It’s just a bunch of hocus pocus”–Hocus Pocus
“Mischief Managed” –Harry Potter
“Brilliant … but scary” –Harry Potter
“There’s only 365 days left until next Halloween!” —The Nightmare Before Christmas
“I’ve got friends on the other side” —Princess and the Frog
“Poor Unfortunate Souls” —The Little Mermaid
“I see dead people” –The Sixth Sense
PUNNY CAPTIONS:
"Too gourd to be true."
"Creep it real."
"Boo Felicia."
"If you've got it, haunt it."
"What's up my witches?"
"Have a fa-boo-lous Halloween!"
"Ghostest with the mostest"
"It's lit."
"Where my ghouls at?"
"With the boo crew."
"Have a fang-tastic night!"
"Hey boo-tiful."
"Cutest pumpkin in the patch."
"#Squadghouls"
"Witch, please."
"Hot Ghoul Halloween”
“Trick or Treat yo’ self“
“Resting Witch Face”
“Trick or tequila”
“Feel my wrath!”
“Witchful thinking”
“Bad and BOOgie”
COSTUME-ORIENTED CAPTIONS:
"Mons-terrific."
"Only a little bit batty."
"Me-wow."
"Hocus Pocus and chill?"
"I'm a mouse, duh."
“Not today, Satan”
“This is the one time a year I could truly be myself”
“Cat’s got your tongue?”
“Forever your Zom-bae”
SPOOKY CAPTIONS:
"Double, double toil and trouble / Fire burn and cauldron bubble." –Macbeth
“It's alive!” –Frankenstein
"By the pricking of my thumbs, something wicked this way comes." –Macbeth
“I like the night. Without the dark, we’d never see the stars” –Twilight
“You’re entirely bonkers. But I’ll tell you a secret. All the best people are." —Alice in Wonderland
EMOJI CAPTIONS:
"H🎃ppy H🎃lloween!"
"'Til 💀 do us part."
"#Twinning 👯"
"I'm the 👑 of Halloween."
"Who you gonna 📞? 👻busters!"
“Witches can drive stick 🧹”
LYRIC CAPTIONS:
“I know if I’m haunting you, you must be haunting me” – "Haunted" by Beyoncé
“Freaks come out at night” –"Freaks Come Out at Night" by Whodini
"I put a spell on you, and now you’re mine” – "I Put a Spell on You" by Screamin’ Jay Hawkins
“Who runs the world? Ghouls!” – "Run the World" by Beyoncé, with a spooky twist
“Never fully dressed without a wand” —"Never Fully Dressed" from Annie, with a Halloween twist
"I just took a DNA test, turns out I’m 100% that witch” – inspired by "Truth Hurts" by Lizzo
“Feline myself” – inspired by "Feeling Myself" by Nicki Minaj and Beyoncé
“You a bad ghoul and you ghouls bad too” — inspired by "Party" by Beyoncé
“Boo’d up” —"Boo’d Up" by Ella Mai
“It’s nightmare on Elm Street and guess who’s playing Freddy?”—"My Chick Bad" by Ludacris ft. Nicki Minaj
“You coulda had a bad witch” – inspired by "Truth Hurts" by Lizzo
“Got a secret. Can you keep it?” —"Secret" by The Pierces
“Am I scaring you tonight?” –"Disturbia" by Rihanna
“Mask off” –"Mask Off" by Future
GENERAL CAPTIONS:
"Eat, drink, and be scary!"
"No tricks, just treats!"
"Bad to the bone."
"If the broom fits, fly it!"
"These are my boos."
“Bite me”
“Sweet like candy”
“Keep calm and scare on”
“I’ve seen Stranger Things”
“I'm here for the BOOze”
“Pick your poison”
“Straight Outta Salem”
"Get in loser, we’re going haunting”
“Bone Appétit”
“Drop dead gourd-geous”
“You’re in ghoul company”
“Boo-in it for the ‘gram”
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