These Winning Super Bowl Instagram Captions Will Score All the Likes on Game Day

There's only one day a year when people actually want to see commercials on TV and eating an entire tray of buffalo chicken dip actually counts as dinner: Super Bowl Sunday!

While that special day in February is obviously all about football, it comes with some other fun perks for people who might not care about sports. From trays of delicious Super Bowl appetizers and Super Bowl recipes, to Super Bowl party games and DIY football decorations, there's something for everyone to look forward to.

All that food and decor is going to make for some great photos, but before you post that selfie of your game face or picture of your famous chicken wing recipe on social media, you need to come up with a winning Super Bowl Instagram caption that’ll score maximum likes from your followers.

Since you'll probably be too busy watching the halftime show though, we did the hard part for you. From football puns to clever sayings about food to the best sports movie quotes, all of these Super Bowl Instagram captions are total touchdowns.

Funny Super Bowl Captions

• I'm only here for the Puppy Bowl.

• Goal!

• I wish all of this football would stop interrupting the commercials.

• You don't like my team? That's okay, not everyone has good taste.

• Is it time for the halftime show yet?

• I like big punts and I cannot lie.

• This beer is my number one draft pick.

• On Sundays, we watch football.

• Sorry for what I said during the football game.

• Wake me up when J. Lo and Shakira are on stage.

• Football is the one habit I just can't kick.

• Calm before the score.

• Time for sportsball!

• I can't keep calm when my team is on.

• Where's Beyoncé?

• Football is life!

• "I may be dumb, but I'm not stupid." —Terry Bradshaw

Super Bowl Captions About Food

• Eat like a champion today.

• Came for the sports, stayed for the guac.

• Red wine pairs well with pretending to understand football.

• When you dip, I dip, we dip.

• I'm just winging it.
  

• My idea of a super bowl is a large bowl of guacamole.

• This beer is my number one draft pick.

• Time to huddle...around the chip bowl.

• The only foul I know is double-dipping.

• Snacks > Football.

• My game plan is to devour all the snacks.

• You are my MVP: most valuable pita chip.

• In a serious relation-chip.

• I don't give a guac.

Super Bowl Captions About Winning

• Super Bowl rings don't lie.

• Today’s forecast: 100% chance of winning.

• Fantasy football is you thinking your team has a chance to win.

• "I rub it in pretty good when I win." — Tom Brady

• Champions play as one.

• All I do is win.

• I predict that either the Chiefs or 49ers will win this game.

• Keep calm and get your game faces on.

Football Movie Quotes for Super Bowl Captions

• "No one, and I mean no one, comes into our house and pushes us around." — Rudy

• "Clear eyes, full hearts, can't lose." — Friday Night Lights
  

• "Football is a way of life." — Varsity Blues

• "Ladies, ever had a quarterback sandwich?" — North Dallas Forty

• "You can do it." — The Waterboy
  

• "In a typhoon, it's anybody's game." — Necessary Roughness

• "You look like a bunch of fifth grade sissies after a cat fight!" — Remember the Titans

• "Show me the money!" — Jerry McGuire
  

• "Just remember, football is 80 percent mental and 40 percent physical." —Little Giants

• "I wish I could say something classy and inspirational, but that just wouldn't be our style. Pain heals. Chicks dig scars. Glory...lasts forever." —The Replacements
  

• “When you take that field today, you've got to lay that heart on the line.” —We Are Marshall
  

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