I Need To Know The Hilarious Ideas You Had About Sex Growing Up

Let's face it — everybody likes to talk about sex.

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It's a fascinating and titillating topic at any age, but especially when you're a kid and sex is still a complete mystery.

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During that time, we get a lot of ideas about how sex works, and they are all hilariously WRONG.

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Like, maybe you thought that holding hands would definitely lead to pregnancy.

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See you in nine months, baby!

Or that sitting in any hot tub with a member of the opposite sex would ALSO lead to pregnancy.

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They're pregnant for sure.

Maybe you thought that urine somehow played a bigger role.

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(For some it does, and there's no shame in that!)

You might have gotten some faulty information from a well-meaning friend.

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There was one in every neighborhood.

Or from an ill-equipped sex-ed teacher.

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Unfortunately, this is far too common.

Or it could have been a hypothesis you came up with all on your own!

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So, I want to hear from YOU! What were some of the things you believed about sex when you were younger that now make you LOL? Tell me in the comments below, or if you'd rather keep your answer anonymous, you can submit it using this Google Form!

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