Literally Just 24 Great Tweets That I Really, Really Want You To See
Welcome back to another weekly roundup of funny and heartwarming tweets. Whether you're in need of a smile or just looking to pass the time, these great tweets are for you:
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Interviewer: Can you explain the gap in your CV? Me: I spent 6 hours formatting it in Google Docs and you've opened it in Word.
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somebody been LYINGGG https://t.co/dZj2GDlgwe
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“your package is out for delivery” ok where bc i’ll meet them halfway
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Adulting is when u put the $4.97 meat back because u found some for $4.72 😂
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Someone : are you ok? Me : Can we change the topic before I cry.
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Your car when life is going great
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just waiting for my human
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it’s September 1st
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Somehow we ended up here
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ppl on linkedin be like "NEVER take a vacation ALWAYS neglect ur family and u can be as successful as me, a mid-level manager at state farm"
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He mac’d the cheese too hard
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My goal was to have $10,000 saved by the end of 2021. I'm already at $8.32
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I’ve been waiting for this chair to finish loading for 20 fucking minutes
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me watching you edit my google doc
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Being a woman is trying to guess wtf is going on with your body 3 times a week
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When I say “mind you” this is the energy I’m giving
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am i having a stroke
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just did my own taxes, i should be in jail by friday
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Ikea team ftw
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cows are very calm considering the whole floor is food
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No one:The CDC in March 2020:
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How it started Vs. How it’s going