Weatherman Predicts How Many Bottles of Wine You'll Need to Get Through This Blizzard

From ELLE

A snowstorm is coming―a major snowstorm, in fact. New York City's mayor has already called a snow day for schools tomorrow and my coworkers are making me very anxious about going to Whole Foods later to stock up for the storm. Will there be any peanut butter left? How many days' worth of mac n'cheese should I plan for? What do I need to survive?

But one man, a hero, really, has come to the rescue with some essential information. He supplied a helpful guide to how much wine you'll need to weather this blizzard:

Photo credit: ABC
Photo credit: ABC

According to Newscast Studio, WPVI meteorologist Chris Sowers tweeted (and later deleted) the image, though it's unclear whether it appeared on air or was just a magical photoshop job.

The snow is no joke―the real weather graphic looks like this:

Photo credit: ABC
Photo credit: ABC

So yeah, there's going to be a lot of snow, and you should stay safe out there! But you should also probably have wine, because wine <3.

Thanks Chris!

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