Watching Kourtney and Khloé Kardashian Annoy Scott Disick in the Car Is Oddly Satisfying
Khloé and Kourtney Kardashian have their own bizarre language. The episode of Keeping Up With the Kardashians in which they shadily call Kim "Nancy" deserves an Emmy, to be quite honest. And when they ragged on Kris Jenner for her Miranda Priestly haircut last year? I think about it, at minimum, three times a week. If I leave this earth without Kourtney and Khloé asking me, "What the fuck is going on on your head?" at least once, then I haven't lived, damn it.
Scott Disick doesn't have this problem, lucky for him. He sees Kourtney and Khloé all the time—most recently today, March 20, when they picked on him for an entire car ride.
But they didn't call him "Nancy" or make fun of his haircut. Instead they said a bunch of random words in British accents until Disick cracked. What, you haven't done this before? I was talking to strangers in a British accent just 20 minutes ago. (Kidding.)
Khloé and Kourtney are truly the only people who would do this, and we love them for it. So here's what happened: The two were having a ball in the car saying nonsensical things like "subliminally sublime" in full British accents. Meghan Markle would be so proud, but Disick definitely wasn't. He sat next to Khloé scowling and looking out the window as she and Kourtney rambled on like confused extras in Downton Abbey.
"Scott hates us," Khloé captioned one of her Instagram Story videos. And it's true: He doesn't look happy at all. Maybe it has nothing to do with Khloé and Kourtney, though. Maybe he's randomly recalling the time he spent $200 at Burger King. That would certainly make me upset.
Regardless, the British accents keep flying and Scott's annoyance only grows. Just look at his eyes here! That's a look I give only when the Applebee's waiter tells me my food is running 15 minutes late. Khloé and Kourtney didn't deserve this!
Eventually, Scott cracks and says one of Khloé and Kourtney's weird phrases, but not in a British accent (boo). It's oddly satisfying to watch, so head over to Khloé 's Instagram Stories and check it out.
Now all I want to see is Scott, Khloé, and Kourtney reenact a Harry Potter scene. Make this happen, Kris Jenner. Those KUWTK ratings would go through the roof.
