Watch the Newest 'Jersey Shore' Trailer
Jersey Shore Family Vacation (season 1 - I only clarify because hell yeah it's already been renewed for season 2!) is premiering on Jerzday, April 5, on a TV screen near you. What we know of the show so far is already delightful (Duck phones! Dirty little hamsters!), but MTV just dropped the first official trailer and it is nostalgic and enlightening and hilarious and NOSTALGIC.
Below, everything from the 1:35 trailer that'll make you feel like its 20-fucking-09 all over again.
1. These YEAH BUDDIES.
I'm sorry, if Pauly D choking Vinny with love while shouting "GOD, I MISSED YOU" doesn't make you tear up, why the fuck did you click on a post called "Moments From the Official 'Jersey Shore Family Vacation' Trailer That'll Make You Weep" in the first place?
2. The return of da club JWoww.
Jenni hugging a fishnet-covered butt is reminiscent of her peeing-behind-the-Karma-bar days, no? For what it's worth, earlier in the same trailer, she says "I feel like we're classy now." My heart!
3. Meatballs on meatballs on MEATBALLS.
Look at them in their much cuter outfits, rushing into their new home to get so fucking drunk!!!! It's the CUTEST.
4. Rahn's baby meatball.
...whose mother is NOT Sam. Moving on.
5. This pre-first 2018 family dinner hug.
OK, so I can't tell if it's before the season's first Sunday night dinner or if this is just the roommates seeing each other for the first time in awhile, but they're so happy. Like, is Jenni going to cry y/n/m.
6. Dead Snooki.
At least she died with pizza and we can rest easy knowing she died happy.
7. Mike in his element. Mike. Free!
He might not be for much longer! Let's enjoy him making faces he thinks are funny to the camera while we can!
8. Clean-eating Vin and his guido pride.
Hi babe! You look great! Are you still sad?
9. The happiest little guidette in all the lands.
So here's Deena, dancing drunk in a dark place, seemingly wearing the same jumpsuit she was wearing when she got to the house hours earlier. Is it 2 p.m.? We can only hope!
10. Confessional Nicole is the best Nicole.
"As we age we just get more delinquency," Snooki explains. Is she talking about Mike likely going to prison for tax fraud? Being late for cabs that are here? Not being able to find the beach? Unclear!
11. Confessional fam is the best fam.
MEH, SAM, COME BACK.
12. This lil exchange.
"Oh my god, you reek of alcohol." Can you tell who said it to who? Does it matter? Could you just die!?
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