Watch Mariah Carey Sip (and Spill) Tea While Playing ‘Never Have I Ever’

Mariah Carey is an open book. Ya know, if book jackets were bedazzled and dripping in diamonds.

In honor of her return to the Las Vegas residency circuit, Mimi sat down with Harper’s Bazaar for a very telling game of Never Have I Ever, and wow did we learn a lot.

In a quick two minutes, the “Touch My Body” singer revealed that she has taken public transportation—once in a Versace dress, natch—and has 500 hours of beauty school under her belt but zero interest in being her own glam squad.

But that’s not all. Turns out she’s above buffets (gasp!), has a little issue with the Grammys, changes in cars and—wait for it—has totally been to a strip club. Hey, when in Vegas.

Carey kicks off her aptly titled residency, “The Butterfly Returns,” on July 5 at Caesar’s Palace. Bring on the glitter.

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