Watch Dr. Pimple Popper Poke and Prod a Woman’s Bulbous Butt Bump
Dr. Pimple Popper is out here jiggling a woman’s booty bump to tease an upcoming episode of her show.
Dr. Pimple Popper airs Thursday nights on TLC.
Dr. Pimple Popper is teasing the pimple pops of all pimple pops, and I am absolutely beside myself with lump-induced excitement. America’s favorite cyst whisperer and pimple-popping queen, Dr. Sandra Lee, just went on Instagram to show us one of the biggest bumps she’s ever showcased on Instagram, and spoiler alert: This sh*t is CRAZY! Dr. Lee introduces us to Heather, a patient who’s set to be featured on tomorrow’s episode of Dr. Pimple Popper, and Heather’s bulbous booty bump. (Yes, you read that correctly.)
Dr. Lee shared a quick video of her poking and prodding Heather’s bump. In the caption, Dr. Lee said that Heather was “embarrassed” by the booty bump living on her backside, but I imagine she was more inconvenienced than anything. This bump is literally SO big that Heather should honestly ask it to pay hefty monthly rent for the amount of space it takes up. I wonder—how long did Heather have this bump for? Where does Heather shop for pants? Does she sit down when she takes public transportation? How did it manage to grow to this size unchecked? Exactly what is Heather’s bump? I’m going crazy here, Dr. Lee. Throw! Me! A! Bone!!! Take a look at Dr. Lee jiggling the lump for yourself, and be prepared to spiral:
A post shared by Sandra Lee, MD, FAAD, FAACS (@drpimplepopper) on Jul 31, 2019 at 9:45am PDT
I’m not the only one who has a lot of thoughts (and jokes) about this. Instagrammers are just as bewildered by this butt bump as I am, and the comments are truly a sight to behold. Some of my favorite comments, below:
“Can’t wait to see that one!! Will it be oatmeal...chocolate pudding or a piece of chicken??”
“I saw that episode of Futurama, Leela has a boil that sings show tunes.”
“Extra jiggle...this would be grounds for disqualification in a twerking contest!!!!”
For the people who tune in to Dr. Pimple Popper, be prepared to have a beautiful time bonding with this booty bump. And while you’re anxiously waiting for this gem of an episode to drop, you can satisfy your pop addiction by checking out Dr. Lee’s unicorn de-cysting, juicy lipoma squeezing, MacGyver punching—and more!—here.
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