Walmart Is Selling A "Hot Bod" Pool Float With Crazy Detailed Abs
Pool floats come in every kind of shape under the sun-from avocados, to dragons, to the classic pink flamingos, you can find basically anything you'd ever want in inflatable pool accessory form. Maybe even...a torso of some creepy-looking six-pack abs?
If you didn't have time during these past few months to get the washboard stomach of your dreams, have no fear-you can purchase one online for just $25 at Walmart. No, seriously-the retail giant is currently selling these buff "Hot Bod Surfer Bro" pool floats that are basically just a naked man's torso fitted with a Speedo, and I don't think I'll ever recover from the shock.
PoolCandy used their "real print" technology to provide this manly pool float with, um, a very realistic body design. Aside from being a pretty funny gag gift, the buff pecs might actually make the perfect headrest when you're lounging in the pool, and the two "Sure Grip" handles on either side of its upper abs make for the perfect body surfing device at the beach.
If you're more interested in having a blown-up woman's torso to deck out your pool with instead of a man in a Speedo, Walmart is also selling "Hot Bod Surfer Babe" floats for a little bit cheaper. So you'll, uh, never swim alone again?
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