The New Velveeta Martini And 34 Other Food Crimes Committed This Week
Recently, I saw something that shocked me to my very core. It was horrifying. It made me truly question...just how far have we strayed from god's light?
The thing I saw? The Velveeta Martini. Yes. This is a real thing.
And I'm afraid...I'm just so afraid. Because I'm a masochist, I decided to look into all the other foods out there that truly make me wonder about how much hope there is for humanity. And since I had to see these abominations, so do you.
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Here are 35 truly terrifying items that deign to call themselves food.
1. These peanut cheetos:
2. This cherry ramen:
3. This cheesy banana moonpie:
4. This pickle popsicle:
5. These inside-out hot dogs:
6. This "tropical twinkie cheesecake":
This one guy claims to be a “professional chef” then makes this “tropical twinkie cheesecake.” Idek what to say... from shittyfoodporn
7. This mint chocolate gravy:
8. This Cinnamon Toast Crunch-flavored milk and Pepsi combo:
9. Kool-Aid pickles:
10. And deep-fried Kool-Aid:
11. These bacon-covered Oreos:
12. This cherries-and-milk combo:
My gf's daughter likes eating this food called... Cherry milk... Cherries in milk... from shittyfoodporn
13. This chocolate hot dog:
14. And these ravioli hot dogs:
Weeniolis. from shittyfoodporn
15. This gummy bear bratwurst:
16. This salad lasagne (salagne, if you will):
Salagne from shittyfoodporn
17. This pasta birthday cake:
18. This bagel with cheese, onions, and peanut butter:
19. This tuna and egg sandwich:
20. This Pop Tart and cucumber sandwich:
21. This Spam-and-peanuts dinner:
22. Lemonade-flavored chips(???):
23. This Kit-Kat sandwich:
24. This Dorito soup:
25. This block of cheese with hot sauce:
26. This Minions curry:
27. This Nesquik cake:
My chocolate cake with nesquik frosting is strangely similar to the subreddit's name from shittyfoodporn
28. This noodles and gummy worms combo:
29. Sour Patch Kid cookies:
30. This sad, sad pizza:
31. This banana hot dog:
Behold. A creation so stupid it may actually come full circle and be smart. (Definitely gotta go easy on the jelly.) from StupidFood