Valentine's Day Jokes to Get You in the Mood … for Laughs!
Tara Hans
·1 min read
Love is in the air! Whether you're in a committed relationship, single and ready to mingle or flying solo with your gal pals, February 14 is the time to celebrate your closest bonds. And what better way to do so than with a bottle of wine, some chocolates, maybe a rom-com or two, and, of course…laughter. We've compiled our favorite Valentine's Day jokes to keep you smiling well beyond the holiday. So sit back, take a spin through and feel the love!
Q: Why did hte skeleton break up with her boyfriend on Valentine's Day? A: His heart wasn't in it!
Rosa Maria Garza, Brownsville, TX
Bob Vojtko
Q: Why did hte dad approve of his daughter's goalie boyfriend? A: He was a real keeper!
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Q: Who is Cupid's favorite rock band? A: It's a toss-up between Kiss and Heart!
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Q: Who always has a date on Valentine's Day? A: A calendar!
David Quintanar
Q: Why do melons have to get married in churches? A: Because they cantaloupe!
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Q: Why didn't the two dogs want to commit to each other? A: Because they knew it was just puppy love!
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Q: Why do tennis players make the best spouses? A: They know everythign about love!
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Barbara McGregor
Things kids say: Valentine's Day Jokes edition!
Valentine's Day Jokes, Kids say the Darndest: I was helping my 8-year-old grandson, Curtis, write out his Valentine’s cards for his classmates when he asked, “Why do I have to do this again?” I told him it’s good practice for when he’s older and falls in love. Curtis replied, “If falling in love is anything like learning the times tables, no thanks! Way too complicated.” —Kathy Moeller, South Bend, IN
Valentine's Day Jokes, kids say the darndest: My daughters, Maddie and Clara, made me valentines, but 3-year-old Clara didn’t look too happy when she gave hers to me. When I asked what was wrong, she replied with a pout, “Maddie said making these would be a piece of cake. But there wasn’t any cake!” —April Wheeler, Bridgewater, NJ
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