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Hilarious Valentine's Day Cards to Impress Anyone With a Sense of Humor
Equally as important as finding the perfect Valentine's Day present, a sweet card can be cherished forever — whether you're celebrating a romantic or platonic relationship this February 14. Make your husband, wife, child, friend or coworker feel special with a hilariously clever card that perfectly describes your bond. Anyone with a good sense of humor will love this list of funny Valentine's Day cards, which include an amusing mix of Valentine's Day memes and Valentine's Day puns.
Whether for her or him, you're sure to find a pick that speaks to their humor. Keep scrolling to find precious illustrations of pets, adorable jokes about food, cheesy compliments and even punchlines from popular TV shows (hint: The Office). And, this list wouldn't be complete without a Star Wars-inspired card ("Yoda One for Me"). Just make sure you fully read the cards (the inside too!), because we sprinkled in a few with funny dirty jokes and references.
While these cards are funny first, they don't sacrifice sentiment — so rest assured, your loved ones will still walk away knowing how much you love them. If you're looking to go the homemade route, one of these cute cards may inspire a funny thing to write in your DIY Valentine's Day card. Once you've settled on a card, you'll just have to figure out what to write inside your Valentine's Day card.
Etsy - 2/26
Pugs and Kisses
Minted
minted.com
$6.98
The perfect combination of funny and adorable, this pug-themed card is a great choice for pet parents — whether that's a partner, friend or child.
Minted - 3/26
We Still Like Each Other
Kirynurd
amazon.com
$6.99
Because it's definitely worth celebrating that you two still somehow like — and love — each other after all these years.
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Kirynurd - 4/26
I Love You a Latte
CENTRAL 23
amazon.com
$6.99
At times, a cup of coffee may feel like the very definition of love, but nothing compares to your partner's support and shared humor. Pair this card with a cup of coffee for the ultimate effect.
RELATED: Very Best Gifts for Coffee Lovers
CENTRAL 23 - 5/26
I Want to Annoy You Forever
Sleazy Greetings
amazon.com
$5.99
Let's be honest, we can all annoy our partner every now and again — but there's no one else we'd rather bug on the regular. Here's a card to let them know you're in it forever!
Sleazy Greetings - 6/26
Happy Valentine's Day! Hot Stuff!
Maplelon
amazon.com
$6.45
Here's a funny way to remind them they're as hot as their favorite hot sauce. Just note the inside of this one is blank!
Maplelon - 7/26
Candy Hearts
zazzle
zazzle.com
$3.55
Sometimes a few words are enough to show your S.O. how much they mean to you. These candy hearts modernize the sweet treat, plus you can customize it with your partner's name.
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Zazzle - 8/26
All You Need Is Love.
Longkado
amazon.com
$6.96
Share this hilarious card with your loved one, before you both binge-watch The Office for the 1,000th time.
Longkado - 9/26
You're My Soy Mate
SCRIBBLER
scribbler.com
£5.99
If you share a love for sushi, go for this cute greeting card which depicts a salmon sushi and bottle of soy sauce having a sweet moment.
Scribbler - 10/26
Cheesiest Valentine's Day Card
PaperVioletDesigns
etsy.com
$4.75
If your special someone is a fan of corny puns and jokes, go for this extra-cheesy card that's sure to give your Valentine a gouda laugh this year.
PaperVioletDesigns - 11/26
Baby, Yoda One for Me
Gonzey
amazon.com
$5.88
Because everyone knows there's nothing cuter or sweeter than baby Yoda (except your significant other, obviously).
Gonzey - 12/26
I Love Your Face
Papyrus
amazon.com
$7.95
Here's another great pick for dog lovers with a sense of humor. Note that the playful pup card has another punny message inside: "I want to lick it."
Papyrus - 13/26
I Would Spend All My Nine Lives With You
Minted
minted.com
$6.98
Forget "forever," let your partner know you'd spend nine lives with them — if you could. With nine cartoon cats, this greeting card is funny and cute, yet still full of sentient.
Minted - 14/26
I Hit the Jackpot With You
Rifle Paper Co.
riflepaperco.com
$6.00
You pulled the lever on love, and you've won the ultimate prize: a long-lasting love. Use this card to express your gratitude for having met your special someone.
Rifle Paper Co. - 15/26
Best Thing I've Ever Found on the Internet
Ogeby
amazon.com
$5.99
Poke a little fun at your origin story. Meeting on the internet may not always be your favorite story to tell, but you're grateful to have found love.
Ogeby - 16/26
You're Weird and I Like It
Minted
minted.com
$6.98
Friend, partner, coworker or child, give this card to anyone you cherish for being their naturally weird self.
Minted - 17/26
Happy Galentine's Day
zazzle
zazzle.com
$2.40
You can't forget about your ladies this V-day. Let your besties know you're thinking about them with a Galentine's Day card.
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Zazzle - 18/26
I Love You Even When You're Hangry
SCRIBBLER
scribbler.com
£3.49
You know it's true love when you both can deal with each other's hangry tantrums — and sometimes love each other even more for it.
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Scribbler - 19/26
I Would Still Love You If You Were a Worm
SCRIBBLER
scribbler.com
£3.49
If you're on TikTok, you've likely seen the trend of girls asking their partner "Would you still love me if I were a worm?" This card answers that question once and for all.
scribbler - 20/26
You Are My Everything (Bagel)
zazzle
zazzle.com
$3.21
Just in case you're planning a breakfast in bed surprise, this punny card is the icing on top of the cake.
Zazzle - 21/26
You're My Partner in Wine
SCRIBBLER
scribbler.com
£3.49
Not only are they your favorite person to split a bottle of wine with, they're your favorite person to do most things with.
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Scribbler - 22/26
Nobody Else I'd Rather Lie in Bed and Look at My Phone Next To
Always Fits
alwaysfits.com
$6.95
After all, the best kind of love is the kind where you can hang around and do nothing with them — and still have amazing, unforgettable fun together.
Always Fits - 23/26
I Choo-Choo-Choose You
Comting
amazon.com
$6.99
Remind your partner that you wake up and choo-choo-choose to love them every day. You'll never get off their train!
Comting - 24/26
Four Champagne Glasses, Please
NobleWorks
amazon.com
$6.47
We recommend this one specifically for all those cat lovers out there, as this will hit particularly close to home.
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NobleWorks - 25/26
I'd Pick You Every Time
YellowDaisyPaperCo
etsy.com
$6.87
Sometimes, it's nice to be reminded that your partner is the person you want to be with for the long haul — especially if that reminder comes in the form of a hilarious, punny message.
YellowDaisyPaperCo - 26/26
The Results Are In ...
EnloveOccasions
etsy.com
$5.00
Can't find the words to say what you mean? Let Maury help you with this hilarious card telling your loved one that yes, they are most definitely, unquestionably 100 percent your baby!
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