Twitter Is Having a Field Day With the Mueller Report Redactions
The full Mueller report was released today with substantial redactions, which readers promptly mocked on social media.
Twitter users especially poked fun at the phrase "harm to ongoing matter," which was one of the reasons for redaction. (Such information could affect current investigations.)
There are over 900 redactions in the document overall, according to NBC News.
The Justice Department released the full Mueller report today, giving the public a rare look at the findings from special counsel Robert Mueller's two-year investigation into whether Donald Trump conspired with Russia during the 2016 presidential election and whether he obstructed justice by interfering with the probe.
The full report (all 448 pages of it) is available for the public to view, but parts of the text were redacted by the Justice Department. According to The New York Times, Attorney General William Barr worked with his team and the special counsel to censor sensitive information after he first received the full report on March 22.
Per the Times, the redacted text includes: secret grand jury information; info regarding current investigations (labeled as "harm to ongoing matter"); content that could compromise the personal privacy of "peripheral third parties"; and classified information that might involve secret intelligence sources or methods (labeled as "investigative technique").
NBC News counted more than 900 redactions in the full document, including seven pages that are "blacked-out completely." Barr said the redactions are "limited," but the Internet felt otherwise.
Readers quickly took note of the thick black boxes covering the text and reacted humorously on Twitter.
The Mueller Report in layman's terms pic.twitter.com/S69RhukdBf
- Sam Corbett (@samcorb) April 18, 2019
In the beginning [redacted] created the [redacted] and the [redacted].
- God (@TheTweetOfGod) April 18, 2019
Honey this Mueller report is redacted like an OnlyFans page. AG Barr said “Feeling frisky. Full video available on my page 😏”
- Phillip Henry (@MajorPhilebrity) April 18, 2019
“lightly redacted” pic.twitter.com/8YEzSVc7o7
- Nell Scovell (@NellSco) April 18, 2019
[this tweet is redacted] but let me know your thoughts!
- Aparna Nancherla (@aparnapkin) April 18, 2019
Ah yes, "light redaction." #LightTreason #MuellerReport pic.twitter.com/Rtg98gHouA
- The Lennox (@dancingfiend) April 18, 2019
Me, New Years Eve 2018: 2019 is all about opening up more!!!!!
Me, April 2019:#MuellerReport pic.twitter.com/TAw0IS17sV- Suzanne Kim (@suzannejkim) April 18, 2019
Did you fall down and smack your little head on the pavement? We have the redacted Mueller Report, the twins want to know what happens next. pic.twitter.com/miCBDGDcWR
- Super Trash Bros. (@chocobohomo) April 18, 2019
Some even created their own versions of blacked-out text in response to the censored report.
“No ████████ ████ ████████ ████ ████ ███████ ██ ████ ████ ████████ ████ ███████ collusion.”
- Parker Molloy (@ParkerMolloy) April 18, 2019
This is my kind of my redaction 👇🏾 https://t.co/o2DyhuIjYI
- Adrienne Lawrence (@AdrienneLaw) April 18, 2019
████████be█████████████sure███████████████to████████████drink███████████your████████████████ovaltine█████████
I think the #MuellerReport is trying to tell us something.- Kris (@5kl) April 18, 2019
WIFE: Where were you last night
ME: Harm to ongoing matter
WIFE: You never answered my texts
ME: Harm to ongoing matter
WIFE: Just be honest with me
ME: Okay, I was █████████████ █████ with ████████
WIFE: Just go- Michael (@Home_Halfway) April 18, 2019
A slew of tweeters were especially entertained with the phrase "harm to ongoing matter."
Me: Hey, not gonna make it into work today.
Boss: Okay, why is that?
Me: HARM TO ONGOING MATTER- Cancel Next Season (@ShittyPickles) April 18, 2019
All haters will now be referred to as a harm to an ongoing matter pic.twitter.com/e0S9XTVJvk
- Alexis Benveniste (@apbenven) April 18, 2019
I didn't know Roger Stone's nickname was "Harm to Ongoing Matter"
- Dan Pfeiffer (@danpfeiffer) April 18, 2019
Kazimir Malevich's "Harm to Ongoing Matter," 2019 pic.twitter.com/yOxeDKmNCj
- uɐɯlǝıɥ⊥ ɯɐS (@samthielman) April 18, 2019
Every fucking bar trivia team in DC tonight is going to be named Harm to Ongoing Matter
- The Give Smart Guy (@BobbyBigWheel) April 18, 2019
so many babies gonna be named harm to ongoing matter in nine months!!!!!!
- Anne T. Donahue (@annetdonahue) April 18, 2019
HARM TO ONGOING MATTER: the poem
HARM TO ONGOING MATTER: the book
HARM TO ONGOING MATTER: the band
HARM TO ONGOING MATTER: the musical
HARM TO ONGOING MATTER: the existential philosophy
HARM TO ONGOING MATTER: the Guy Fieri restaurant- Matt Gallagher (@MattGallagher0) April 18, 2019
2016: MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
2020: HARM TO ONGOING MATTER! pic.twitter.com/CtYLl7TUJE- david ehrlich (@davidehrlich) April 18, 2019
"Harm to Ongoing Matter" #HarmToOngoingMatter #TrumpColluded pic.twitter.com/SG8tkOywla
- Daniel Meece (@danielmUKFAD) April 18, 2019
We may or may not start using this phrase in our everyday lives.
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