Twitter Is Fully ROASTING Kim Kardashian Over Kenny G
Yesterday, Kim Kardashian casually hopped online and revealed Kanye West's Valentine's Day gift: Kenny G! No, wait, lemme re-phrase: Kenny G, playing the saxophone, trapped in the middle of a room, surrounded by a bunch of precariously balanced single roses.
How did he get there? No one knows. How did he escape? Again, that remains a mystery. All we know is that a) Twitter had a lot of thoughts, and b) Kanye West was incredibly pleased with himself:
Here are the best tweets (starting with a gem from living legend Chrissy Teigen) about what is clearly the greatest thing that's happened thus far in 2019:
did Kenny have to stand there while the flowers were being set up? How did he get out? we need more info on kenny!!!
- christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) February 15, 2019
Kenny G in my living room is the opening to all of my hell dreams. https://t.co/lIiXZTUU34
- The Hoarse Whisperer (@HoarseWisperer) February 14, 2019
did they build the vases around kenny g, or did kenny g have to maneuver around the vases
also how is our man kenneth gonna get out of that room without knocking something over
does he just have to live there now or what- Hanif Abdurraqib (@NifMuhammad) February 14, 2019
when you're only 80% sure you hired Kenny G to come to the house but ok pic.twitter.com/fOQQvLISY5
- Dave Itzkoff (@ditzkoff) February 14, 2019
ok but if kenny g performs for the lovers, who will be left to perform for kenny g https://t.co/b3KWpZTdqj
- Hanif Abdurraqib (@NifMuhammad) February 14, 2019
I respect Kenny G but this looks like a room setup in one of those "Saw" movies https://t.co/NTcm0zOdGt
- Dan O'Sullivan (@Bro_Pair) February 14, 2019
Kanye West’s gift to his wife was to capture Kenny G and hold him in a room of their house. He is forbidden from taking breaks and must remain standing, playing his romantic sax. If even a single vase of roses is overturned, an alarm will sound... pic.twitter.com/rpPGTq8yZz
- simone norman 🌹 (@whysimonewhy) February 14, 2019
do u think they just banged in front of kenny g? i think if your kanye you have to at least try https://t.co/1CAm7dGgnd
- PFTCommenter (@PFTCommenter) February 14, 2019
Kenny G is 100% trapped in the Kardashian/West house and is sending out an SOS with this video. pic.twitter.com/bHPkwyzBfz
- Zachary Adam Gray (@ZacharyAdamGray) February 14, 2019
What does Kenny G do after this? Does he just pack up and leave like he's some local musician for hire or does he hang out with Kim and Kanye? https://t.co/Ul0ViKJ6Fk
- Feitelberg (@FeitsBarstool) February 14, 2019
Kenny G is the worst possible thing you could find in your living room. Worse than alligators. https://t.co/do4XX9v8bg
- Fred Delicious (@Fred_Delicious) February 14, 2019
What a time to be alive.
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