Twitter Distills the Chaos That Is the First Presidential Debate Between Biden and Trump
Unsurprisingly, the first presidential debate between President Donald Trump and Democratic contender Joe Biden was about 90 minutes of pure chaos.
The two faced off–and not yet for the last time–on Tuesday night in Cleveland, Ohio during a debate moderated by Chris Wallace (who was probably not paid enough), the anchor of Fox News Sunday. And, although the Commission on Presidential Debates dictates that the debate should be split into six 15-minute segments, in which the moderator opens with a question that the candidates then have two minutes each to respond to, Trump and Biden pretty much talked over and around both each other and Wallace the entire time.
As moderator, Wallace selected six subjects to discuss for the night: the Trump and Biden records, the Supreme Court, the COVID-19 pandemic, the economy, the issue of race and violence in cities, and the integrity of the election. Despite the clearly demarcated lines of the debate, the two veered from personal insults to even familial issues.
"Will you shut up, man?" Biden told Trump at one contentious moment. At another point, Trump shoots, "You were a disaster."
Even Wallace reached a boiling point. "We've already been through this," he said at one particularly intolerable instance of crosstalk. "I think the American people would rather hear about more substantial subjects."
Of course, Twitter documented the wild ride of a night in its typical, jaded fashion: calling for a coup, comparisons to Adam Sandler's Uncut Gems, and nostalgia for better days.
Below, a roundup of the best Twitter reactions to the worst presidential debate in U.S. history.
aight let’s just do a coup
— Zack Fox (@zackfox) September 30, 2020
This debate feels like watching Uncut Gems
— Sophia Benoit (@1followernodad) September 30, 2020
there's not a single top lip on this stage
— tracy clayton aka CHUBBA BEEF (@brokeymcpoverty) September 30, 2020
There is one clear loser in this debate:
Chris Wallace.— Kaniela Ing (@KanielaIng) September 30, 2020
This is making me ageist
— quinta brunson (@quintabrunson) September 30, 2020
Chris Wallace ask why my DoorDash order was wrong
— Ira Madison III (@ira) September 30, 2020
free idea: mute the mics when they're not supposed to be talking have we learned nothing from Zoom
— Jen Ortiz (@jenortiznyc) September 30, 2020
trump to the moderator: pic.twitter.com/kD5S4M7suT
— sam #FreeThemAll (@redfierro) September 30, 2020
This debate is unfortunately between a steamroller with no operator & a Roomba that got stuck in a corner
— Aparna Nancherla (@aparnapkin) September 30, 2020
It’s like an old person and a drunk person fighting in a Denny’s....
— fury (@KidFury) September 30, 2020
this is like watching a tiktok duet from hell
— Madison Malone Kircher (@4evrmalone) September 30, 2020
he said "how do you feel about black people" trump said "i love the police"
— giabuchi lastrassi (@jaboukie) September 30, 2020
[men yelling indistinctly]
— Nisha Chittal (@NishaChittal) September 30, 2020
I would give anything to watch a commercial rn
— Angelina Chapin (@angelinachapin) September 30, 2020
I think this might be more productive if they just wrestled
— Hannah Jewell (@hcjewell) September 30, 2020
well, good luck to all you undecided voters hoping this would help you make a decision!
— bomani (@bomani_jones) September 30, 2020
this reminds me of my drunk stepmother trying to argue with 9 year old me that i didn’t microwave the crackers with cheese because the cheese wasn’t hot, but microwaved kraft singles only stay hot for like .5 seconds after being microwaved, each of us with 2 brain cells
— jenn (@jennschiffer) September 30, 2020
Will You Shut Up, Man is the title of my new blog
— Clare Palo (@clarepalo) September 30, 2020
Obviously my next embroidery project is “will you shut up man?”
— Sophie Vershbow (@svershbow) September 30, 2020
— hunter harris (@hunteryharris) September 30, 2020
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