So, We Tried on the Internet's Wildest “Sexy” Halloween Costumes
It's finally Spooky SZN, and you know what that means: costume-hunting time. When it comes to Halloween ensembles, there are three kinds of people in this world. 1) Those who try to look as hot as possible, 2) those who go balls to the MF wall and don't give a f*ck how ugly they look (looking at you, Heidi Klum), and 3) those who fashion a costume out of whatever's in their closet at the last minute (hi, it me!).
You can always count on the holiday retailers to churn out some incredibly awful costumes, but the only things spookier than Halloween are the “sexy” ones. "Sexy" Taco Bell salsa packet, "sexy" shark, "sexy" Ronald McDonald...seriously, props to whoever comes up with all of these because these costumes hold no bounds!! For obvious journalistic reasons, we had five women try on the most ridiculous (allegedly) sexy Halloween costumes IRL and give their *brutally* honest reviews.
Sexy Taco Bell Sauce Packet
First up: the Sexy Taco Bell Salsa Verde costume. Oh yes, Taco Bell really did that. It's actually pretty cute overall, but you gotta watch the vid to find out its one very ~pointed~ flaw.
Sexy Shark
Next up is sexy shark. Unlike most sexy Halloween costumes, this one will actually keep you warm, so, like, points for that I guess!
Sexy Hamburger Clown
Following sexy shark is sexy hamburger clown, or as our lovely tester Mia calls it, "your deranged version of Ronald McDonald." Yep, uh, mhm. We'll let your form your own thoughts on this one.
Sexy Mario
Last but certainly not least is the sexy Mario costume. Bet you never thought you'd see the words "sexy" and "Mario" in the same sentence, yet here we are! And, honestly, I'm not that mad about it. And now "Mario Party" now has a whole new meaning! Sorry @ Nintendo.
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