It’s really stinking hard to pick one thing about Euphoria that makes it so damn good. It might be the makeup. Maybe the wardrobe? The pop-culture references are pretty top notch too. But if I truly HAD to pick one thing about the show that really sent me over the edge...it’s Ashtray. The kid looks too young to know multiplication, but he’s a straight-up drug dealer with a face tattoo. And you know what? The kid who plays him is just as mind-blowing IRL.
Javon “Wanna” Walton is the 13-year-old who brings Ashtray to life. He’s also a boxer and a gymnast, so BRB while I cry about how talented this kid is. After lurking his legendary Instagram account, I still can’t decide if I am afraid of him or think he’s the cutest kid ever. Please enjoy this Instagram creeping journey with me.
He’s boys with Drake.
Imagine the clout of a 13-year-old who knows Drake? (In case you forgot, Drake is one of the producers of Euphoria.) I can’t!
He could probably take any and all of us in a fight.
Remember when you’d watch the Powerpuff Girls beat the crap out of an evil villain and be like, “Damn, they can pack a punch.” Well, this is...a lot like that.
He’s a gymnast too.
The only thing scarier than a small child who can fight you is a small child who might pull out a back tuck while he’s fighting you. Halp.
He’s a jet-setter with impeccable airport sty.
What did you wear to the airport when you were 12? A Limited Too cami and some swishy sweatpants? Probs.
He posted a video shading his mom, LOL.
Javon got really fired up because his mom kept calling his Playstation 4 an Xbox, so he posted this confrontational video. Obviously, you should not mess with this kid and his video games!! (P.S. Peep the location on this video.)
He does his own stunts.
I mean, this is zero percent surprising given his boxing and gymnastics background. But still, I need an Advil after watching this.
He probs has his read receipts on.
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