I Want To Hear The Most Scandalous Secrets You Have Kept From Your Roommates, In Vivid Detail
I've heard plenty of people tell stories about their bad roommates, but what I'm curious about are the strange tales from the other side, from the perspective of the roommate.
Do you have anything that you've done that may be considered surprising, strange, or simply non-ideal roommate behavior? Please, get it off your chest here! I'm looking for examples that are more than "I said they weren't my dishes...but actually? They were my dishes" and less than "Dead body hiding in the floorboards."
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Maybe you have lived with multiple roommates, or a couple in a relationship. I have! I might as well expose myself to get this shame-spiral started. My roomies never knew (until now if they're reading this) that when they would get into a loud argument and I didn't have anything good to watch on TV, I would be in my room, listening to every detail and secretly taking sides.
Maybe, even though your roommate has almost caught you in the act, you still sneakily gobble down handfuls of shredded cheese straight from the bag while standing in the nonjudgemental glow of the refrigerator light — a true delicacy alongside soothing ambiance. Obviously, you enjoy the finer things in life.
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Perhaps you like to creep around your apartment while under the cloak of night, secretly going full goblin mode. I absolutely want to hear about it! Also? Same.
