Think Chocolate Buttholes Were Bad? Wait 'Til You Get a Load of These Chocolate Penises.

From Men's Health

Hi there! How've you been since we last spoke? Good? Good! Last I heard from you, you were extremely interested in chocolate buttholes, if I remember correctly. Ready for something new and exciting? Great! Dick at Your Door has chocolate, well, dicks, which means you have new and exciting options.

These dicks have been around for awhile, much like the buttholes had been when we blew those up a few months back. Though the site doesn't explicitly say they're for Valentine's Day, they first went viral around then. Broaden your horizons, though, and these dicks become perfect gifts for any birthday, bachelorette party, white elephant exchange, surprise for your enemies, and so much more!

You can explore your options, which are all vegan, here, but the reviews of a product are generally more telling than the sight of it, no? (That's not a euphemism about human reproductive parts, though I guess it works that way, too.) Anyway, the reviews are generally positive, assuming you like small things that taste good.

"Very, VERY detailed," one satisfied customer writes. "A beautiful product. However... it is so small lol. It's like four inches big. Five inches at most. It tastes okay. Not very flavorful. But again, the detail and quality is amazing."

From another: "The chocolate is on the bitter side, and it was much smaller than the picture makes it look. But all-in-all, I was very pleased."

Instagram reveals a buttload of happy customers, too:

The dicks deliver within just a few days, so go ahead and order yours for an upcoming occasion now.

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