I Want To Know The Most Ridiculous Description Of A Woman You've Ever Read In A Book

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Have you ever been reading a book and come across a description of a woman that's so terrible it makes you wonder if the author has actually ever met a woman?

Michael Bluth asking, "Has anyone in this family ever even seen a chicken?" except it says woman instead of chicken
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Descriptions like this exist — trust me.

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I mean, "Her large breasts rippled in appreciation" is a real sentence from an actual book.

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And so is "She has breasts that smile."

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And hey, did you know boobs could get "startled"?

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What are some of the worst descriptions of women that you've seen penned by men? Sound off in the comments for a chance to be featured in a BuzzFeed Community post!