12 Teachers Who Confiscated Weird Stuff From Their Students (And 20 Students Who Brought Even *Weirder* Stuff To School)
For many, the new school year has already started — or is about to — which means it's time for a brand new set of school horror stories!
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Reddit user u/GlytchedTTV asked, "Teachers of Reddit, what was the worst thing you had to confiscate from a student?" Here are a few responses from teachers and students alike:
1."Just today alone, at school one of my students had her piercing gun confiscated after she tried to pierce her own nose in the bathroom."
2."My sister teaches children that are exceptional and one of the children bought underwear, various pads, tampons, and sex toys off of the school bus. When the school called the parents, they were mortified. It was a very long day for her."
3."I worked an after-school program right after college. A third grader who had not touched a book willingly all year was giggling over one with her friends, which was suspicious. So, I asked to look at it and it was very erotic but aged in the older YA group (like 18–19). I had a talk with her about not showing or reading it to anyone else and caught her. I took the book and gave it to her very embarrassed mom who said the dad had let her buy whatever book she wanted. I found them passing it to the second graders a day later. I’m all for sex Ed and sex positivity and reading, but Jesus Christ, third graders."
4."I have a girl who has been bringing their pet lizard into high school and whenever I catch her, the lizard stays with me for the day."
5."I remember in high school while at a friend's locker, the girl next to her had a fish in her locker. How she got it in the school and how she fed it on the weekends confused the hell out of me. Was it temporary? How long had it been there? Why?"
6."One little girl brought in her mom’s vibrator for show and tell."
7."One of our kids recently brought a diamond ring he took from his mom for a girl. I sent the mom a picture and asked if she knew where he got it. She was horrified and I promised to send it home in a sealed envelope. She texted me when he got home that the ring he brought home was not the one I’d sent a picture of. After much confusion, we found out he’d taken two diamond rings for two different girls."
8."Someone in my year kept their fish in their locker. They brought food for it and everything. It died like six months later, probably because the tank had never been cleaned."
9."Two of the girls in my middle school were eating uncooked noodles in class, so the teacher took them away."
10."The weirdest: A gum ball the size of a melon. As in, a huge clump of chewed gum some boy in the ninth grade had been 'adding to' for about a year and kept secret in his locker. It turns out it was a 'personal project' of his and explained why he was constantly chewing gum, all day, every day."
11."My friend brought a live duck to class once when we were in middle school. It took a couple of hours for the teacher to notice."
12."A styrofoam head that some boys had drawn a smile on and scooped out some eye holes. It had a name and they took it to every class. It got old and shabby and so did the joke so I put it out of its misery. It was a great staff room trophy, though."
13."When I was in kindergarten, I wanted some chocolate milk that day, so I grabbed some money from my mom's purse. I was confused as to why the lunch lady and teachers were in such a state. They called my mom. It turns out a bill that has 100 on it is not a $1.00 bill."
14."My mom is a physical therapist so there were always random bones in my house that I brought to school. I used to think that was cool but now I’m not so sure."
15."I brought three Madagascar hissing cockroaches to my middle school science class. I was out sick the day before and missed the teacher's memo about NO LIVE ANIMALS for our presentations. Also, they're borderline illegal in our state. Whoops."
16."My high school had a tattoo 'artist' set up in one of the men's bathrooms. But apparently, he wasn't swapping out the needle so a whole group of guys ended up with hepatitis. They all turned him in for it in the end."
17."I know my teachers had to deal with a little craze that started when I was in sixth grade: snorting Smarties. There was a group of kids who would cut up Smarties for fun and snort them."
—Dani