We Tried And Ranked A Ton Of Trader Joe's Heat-And-Eat Meals, From Frozen Chicken Tikka Masala To French Onion Mac And Cheese

Hi! I'm Hannah, and you might know this by now, but I'm a huge Trader Joe's fan.

A woman holding a box of frozen chicken tikka masala.
Hannah Loewentheil

In particular, I love Trader Joe's frozen food aisle. It's filled with products — both longstanding favorites and creative new twists — that I love keeping around for easy, no-frills meals. And best of all, you can make these heat-and-eat meals any time, anywhere with nothing more than a basic microwave.

A plate of Indian food with frozen naan
Hannah Loewentheil

The only problem? There are so many frozen options that it can be tough to figure out what is actually worth buying versus skipping on any given grocery trip.

So with the help of a panel of several hungry lunchers, I decided to host a taste test featuring 10 of the most popular Trader Joe's microwavable meals.

Different frozen Trader Joe's meals on a tabletop

Before we get to the meals, let's meet the judges. I asked four of my colleagues to help me with the tasting: Ross, Abigail, Hannah M., and Tessa.

They ranged from every-now-and-then TJ's shoppers to fellow diehards.

They ranged from every-now-and-then TJ's shoppers to fellow diehards.

Hannah Loewentheil

And of course, there's me behind the scenes, taking bites of all the microwave meals between snapping photos and serving plates.

A woman serving plates of lasagna
Hannah Loewentheil

So without further ado, here's more information on each of the 10 meals we tried, plus our detailed tasting notes, ratings, and overall favorites — and least favorites. There were some definite surprises along the way.

Also, if we missed your favorite microwavable meal, leave it in the comments!

THE MEALS:

1. Trader Joe's Steamed Pork & Ginger Soup Dumplings ($2.99)

A Box of Steamed Pork & Ginger Soup Dumplings

2. Trader Joe's Vegan Pad Thai ($3.49)

A package of Vegetable Pad Thai

This single-serve portion of pad Thai heats up in the microwave in about five minutes. The protein in this vegetarian main is tofu, but it also happens to be vegan friendly.

Hannah Loewentheil

3. Trader Joe's BBQ Teriyaki Chicken ($5.49)

A bag of Trader Joe's BBQ teriyaki chicken

4. Trader Joe's Chicken Tikka Masala ($3.99)

A box of Trader Joe's chicken tikka masala

5. Trader Joe's Mushroom Ravioli With Mushroom Truffle Sauce ($3.99)

A bag of Trader Joe's mushroom ravioli

6. Trader Joe's French Onion Macaroni & Cheese ($4.99)

A box of Trader Joe's French onion macaroni and cheese

7. Trader Joe's Mandarin Style Orange Chicken Bowl ($3.99)

A box of Trader Joe's Mandarin-style orange chicken bowl

8. Trader Joe's Outside-In Stuffed Gnocchi ($3.29)

A bag of Trader Joe's Outside-In Stuffed Gnocchi

9. Trader Joe's Chicken Burrito Bowl ($3.49)

A Trader Joe's frozen chicken burrito bowl

10. Trader Joe's Meat Lasagna ($6.99)

A container of Trader Joe's meat lasagna

OUR TASTING NOTES AND RATINGS:

(**Ranked from worst to best!)

TENTH PLACE: Mushroom Ravioli With Mushroom Truffle Sauce

Mushroom ravioli still frozen in a bowl

Bland seemed to be the key word for this ravioli. "Bland, bland, bland. It smells like truffle, but it tastes like unseasoned mush," one taster said.

Bowls of mushroom ravioli with mushroom truffle sauce

Abigail compared the ravioli to airplane food, which is extremely accurate IMO. It really does taste like the pasta you'd get on a long overseas flight, and you'd probably have two bites because you're starving and then realize you're better off sticking to wine and snacks.

Hannah Loewentheil

Between the mushroom sauce and the slimy ravioli, this was a major no for some.

Four people sitting at a round table.

Average rating: 2/10

A close-up of mushroom ravioli

The conclusion? It might seem difficult to mess up a microwavable pasta dish to such an extreme level, but Trader Joe's apparently really missed the mark here. And if you're one to be easily lured in by the promise of truffle flavor, you might want to think again before buying this meal.

Hannah Loewentheil

NINTH PLACE: Mandarin Orange Chicken Bowl

A frozen Mandarin-style orange chicken bowl with a sauce packet on the side

Just about all of the tasters had, at one point or another, tried the GOAT: Trader Joe's Mandarin orange chicken. So we were all seriously disappointed that this version — a single serve portion served over a pre-made rice and vegetables — so obviously missed the mark.

Bowls of Mandarin orange chicken over vegetable fried rice

The biggest issue was with the bowl's consistency. "The chicken doesn't hold the flavor of the sauce well, and it's a bit sad and soggy," one person said.

Four people sitting at a table and eating

And as for the chicken itself, we all agreed that it tastes totally different from TJ's original Mandarin orange chicken that comes in a big bag. Maybe it has to do with the coating, but something is off here.

A woman eating food from a bowl.

Average rating: 4.4/10

A close-up of Mandarin-style orange chicken over fried rice with vegetables

EIGHTH PLACE: Vegetable Pad Thai (Vegan)

Frozen vegetable pad Thai in its container.

Most of the tasters felt that the smell of this dish was better than the actual taste. Upon taking the first bite, they felt a bit deceived.

Plates of vegetable pad Thai

Another complaint was about the veggies. Personally, I would have loved some more vegetables in here to give it more texture and oomph; some peppers and carrots would have been much appreciated.

A woman eating pad Thai.

Average rating: 4.6/10

A man eating pad Thai with vegetables

SEVENTH PLACE: Chicken Burrito Bowl

A chicken burrito bowl fresh out of the microwave

Another said this meal would have gotten a much higher rating if only it had more salt and seasoning. A bit of salt, pepper, and hot sauce would do this frozen lunch wonders.

A woman eating a burrito bowl

Average rating: 5/10

Chicken burrito bowls

SIXTH PLACE: Meat Lasagna

A tray of cheesy lasagna

Those who didn't love the lasagna attributed it mostly to the seasoning. "There was a weird, almost licorice-y taste to the meat that I didn't like, and the sauce was too sweet. I also didn't like the herbs," Hannah M. commented.

Three slices of lasagna on plates

Average rating: 5.2/10

Slices of meat lasagna

FIFTH PLACE: Outside-In Stuffed Gnocchi

Frozen gnocchi in a glass bowl

Two people likened the stuffed gnocchi taste to pizza rolls, and Ross said, "The whole experience is sort of like eating really soft, tiny pizza rolls, which was confusing to me...but tasty."

A woman holding a piece of gnocchi on a fork

Average rating: 6.2/10

A fork stabbing a piece of gnocchi

FOURTH PLACE: French Onion Macaroni & Cheese

A tray of French onion mac and cheese

The most divisive issue was clearly the French onion flavor. While some loved this mash-up of two comfort foods, others found it confusing.

Four bowls of French onion macaroni and cheese

One prevalent critique was about the croutons. I see what Trader Joe's was trying to do here — giving the macaroni 'n' cheese that soggy bread component like French onion soup — but IMO, it didn't really work.

People gathered around a table eating

Average rating: 7/10

A close-up of macaroni and cheese.

THIRD PLACE: BBQ Teriyaki Chicken

Frozen teriyaki chicken pieces in a glass bowl

If there's one lesson we learned from the teriyaki chicken, it's that you can't judge a book by its cover (or you can't judge frozen food by it's appearance). Visually, this was not one of the more appealing meals. 🤢

Hannah Loewentheil

One taster even went so far as to say it looks absolutely horrible. But most of the group absolutely loved the taste.

Four plates of saucy teriyaki chicken

"It looks sooo unappetizing, which could easily turn some people off, but I give the taste and texture a 10/10," Ross explained. "It was the perfect mix of sweet, salty, and it's a really easy thing to keep in the freezer for an easy weeknight meal with some steamed broccoli and rice," he added.

Hannah Loewentheil

One thing that separated this from the rest of the frozen meals is the quality of the chicken itself. Whereas the group agreed that most frozen chicken is an undesirable texture, this teriyaki chicken was in a league of its own.

A woman eating teriyaki chicken

Despite the delicious flavor, there is a catch: Everyone agreed that this chicken doesn't really work for a stand-alone meal.

A man closing his eyes while taking a bite of chicken

That being said, it would make for a really great weeknight dinner served with rice and a vegetable like some steamed broccoli. "You definitely need something else with it, but you could make a great little meal with this. I'm thinking stir-fry," Hannah M. said.

Hannah Loewentheil

Average rating: 8/10

Two plates of chicken teriyaki

So the moral of the story is don't be deterred by the slightly ungodly sight of this frozen chicken. Blindfold yourself while you eat if you have to, because this whole group agreed that this meal is a great buy.

Hannah Loewentheil

SECOND PLACE: Chicken Tikka Masala

A frozen tray of chicken tikka masala with rice

Those who hadn't tried the chicken tikka masala before were very pleasantly surprised. "I REALLY like this one. The chicken was seriously tender, and I was truly so shocked. The spices were also on point, and I was pleasantly surprised that the rice wasn't mushy at all," Ross said.

A man eating chicken tikka masala

Everyone agreed that the chicken itself was much higher quality than most other frozen chicken meals.

Hannah Loewentheil

Average rating: 8.4/10

Two bowls of chicken tikka masala

FIRST PLACE: Steamed Pork & Ginger Soup Dumplings

Pork and ginger soup dumplings in its packaging

The group unanimously loved the taste of these, but there are some caveats to consider if you're thinking of buying them.

A woman eating a soup dumpling on a spoon

Also, these soup dumplings aren't extremely soupy, but that didn't necessarily bother anyone.

A man pensively eating a soup dumpling.

Average rating: 9.6/10

Four soup dumplings in little bowls

Do you have a favorite Trader Joe's microwaveable meal that wasn't mentioned? Tell us what you love (or hate) in the comments below.