I Need the Tapes of Donald Trump Crashing the 'Wolf of Wall Street' Set

There's no time to waste⁠—so we'll get right to it. Did you know that 2013's The Wolf of Wall Street actually filmed on location at New York City's Trump Tower? It's the scene when Cristin Milioti's character, Teresa, catches Leonardo DiCaprio's Jordan Belfort cheating on her.

Apparently, Milioti got to talking about the scene in an interview with The Independent, where, yes, she admitted to repeatedly slapping Leonardo DiCaprio for an entire day. The actress had one other fun fact to share: Donald Trump himself showed up at the set of the Martin Scorsese film. “Ugh," Milioti said. "He crashed the set and he was a complete and utter buffoon, as we all know.” The Independent wrote that Milioti didn't want to tell the full story, not wanting to give the guy more airtime. Who can blame her? No one wants to give more words to a catastrophe we gave four years of our words to. We've gotta say, though, that we do have one request.

Release the tapes! Marty had to have a camera rolling somewhere on set that day, right? Right?!? We've got questions and they need answering. Did Trump tell Leo that he loved his work in that great, really great, good, huge movie—what was that movie?—where he played that guy, Jim Gadsby, who made a fortune from faking stocks? He grew up wanting to be that man. Or did he tell Scorsese that he loved The Godfather? Maybe Trump just showed up to yell at the kids to get off his lawn. It's a Saturday Night Live! skit waiting to happen. Of course, though, the real footage would be better. Let us have this one.

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