We Need to Talk About Julia Roberts's Instagram
Julia Roberts is an Oscar-winning actress, producer, red carpet legend, mother, and icon in her own right, but her true contribution to our troubled world may be through Instagram.
The Homecoming star joined the photo-sharing platform in June 2018, and we didn’t realize quite how desperately we needed her until she appeared, sitting at the base of a tree and gazing slightly off camera, bestowing us with a simple greeting: “Hello.”
A post shared by Julia Roberts (@juliaroberts) on Jun 26, 2018 at 12:57pm PDT
Since that fateful summer day, Roberts has introduced us to new realms of IG possibility. Allow us to outline them below:
The Blurry Tribute Post
Julia is all about the IG tributes. But despite the access to photo archives she must have by the sheer privilege of being Julia Roberts, said tribute shots are almost always blurry, awkwardly cropped, or both.
A post shared by Julia Roberts (@juliaroberts) on Jul 9, 2018 at 5:26pm PDT
Happy Birthday to this Guy. ????
A post shared by Julia Roberts (@juliaroberts) on Aug 31, 2018 at 12:39pm PDT
A post shared by Julia Roberts (@juliaroberts) on Sep 17, 2018 at 10:28am PDT
Best in the Game. Happy Birthday Steven Soderbergh ????????????????
A post shared by Julia Roberts (@juliaroberts) on Jan 14, 2019 at 7:35am PST
A post shared by Julia Roberts (@juliaroberts) on Jan 15, 2019 at 1:46pm PST
She recently managed to find a clear photo of her and Oprah for the mogul’s birthday, but she failed to crop out the “x” in the corner, and also wound up tagging herself as Oprah. Win some; lose some …
A post shared by Julia Roberts (@juliaroberts) on Jan 29, 2019 at 8:09pm PST
If authenticity is what you're seeking from the actress’s social media, you’ll find it in spades. There’s clearly no one running this account but America’s Sweetheart herself — though if we’re wrong, that’s one PR genius.
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The “FBF”
Roberts has redefined the acronym as we know it. Under the @juliaroberts umbrella, FBF can stand for any number of things: Faux Boom Friday (as in faux Boomerang — a specialty of hers), Faux Boob Friday, and sometimes even an authentic Flash Back Friday:
#FBF. Faux Boom Friday ???? ????????????
A post shared by Julia Roberts (@juliaroberts) on Oct 19, 2018 at 9:10am PDT
Faux Boom Friday! Hey, watch Homecoming tonight on Amazon ????
A post shared by Julia Roberts (@juliaroberts) on Nov 2, 2018 at 6:53am PDT
#FBF Faux Boob Friday ??????? @theellenshow
A post shared by Julia Roberts (@juliaroberts) on Nov 30, 2018 at 2:00pm PST
A post shared by Julia Roberts (@juliaroberts) on Jul 27, 2018 at 7:54am PDT
The Mahjong ‘Gram
One of many things Julia’s social media presence has taught us: she’s a big mahjong fan. She and niece Emma Roberts, who appears to love a good game date, are known to play (though they also enjoy a classic game of cards):
A post shared by Julia Roberts (@juliaroberts) on Oct 28, 2018 at 1:38pm PDT
A post shared by Julia Roberts (@juliaroberts) on Sep 24, 2018 at 11:49am PDT
Sunday, We love you. ???? J??E
A post shared by Julia Roberts (@juliaroberts) on Jul 29, 2018 at 7:28pm PDT
The Casually Star-Studded Selfie
She’s Julia Roberts, so no one in Hollywood is going to be like “Sorry, I don’t do selfies.” And though we’re waiting on that Beyoncé ‘gram, the roundup of spontaneous (and often poorly-lit) celebrity selfies on her feed is pretty impressive:
A post shared by Julia Roberts (@juliaroberts) on Oct 25, 2018 at 9:30pm PDT
A post shared by Julia Roberts (@juliaroberts) on Nov 1, 2018 at 10:04am PDT
A post shared by Julia Roberts (@juliaroberts) on Dec 2, 2018 at 5:45pm PST
A post shared by Julia Roberts (@juliaroberts) on Dec 13, 2018 at 8:46pm PST
And then we have those posts that defy categorization, like the mid-crop screenshot of the poster for an indie movie called The Rider, an accidental black squiggle marking the bottom.
A post shared by Julia Roberts (@juliaroberts) on Oct 13, 2018 at 10:34pm PDT
Or this Fourth of July selfie that gives us half of both worlds:
???????????? happy 4th ???????????? ????16 ????
A post shared by Julia Roberts (@juliaroberts) on Jul 4, 2018 at 9:42am PDT
Julia, your Instagram has only made us love you more. Never change, and please never embrace the crop tool.