Aries (March 21 - April 19) Today could be a good one to adapt a healthier lifestyle. Start with a sensible diet; you won't break as much sweat as you will when you start your new workout routine. Unless, of course, you toss some extra jalapenos into that pot of delicious and healthy turkey chili.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20) It would be a good idea to eat foods whose colors reflect your mood today. Throw green bell peppers, avocado, pesto, and green onion into a bowl with spinach. It may not relieve your feelings of jealously after seeing an ex-lover with their latest squeeze, but it sure will taste good!
Gemini (May 21 - June 21) Strong powers of observation should dictate situations to avoid today. If you see nothing but exceptionally large people gorging on greasy, trans-fat laden crap at the fast food joint, your choice will be to run for the nearest salad bar or join them, if you can squeeze yourself into line, that is.
Cancer (June 22 - July 22) You may want to invite a new romantic interest to dinner tonight. But don't try to impress them by cooking out of your league. Pheasant under glass may be a bit more difficult than you thought. Stick with a nice pasta feast instead. They don't have to know that the sauce came out of a bottle.
Leo (July 23 - August 22) Look out for connivers who don't have your best interests in mind. They may not be the people around you, but will most likely be lurking within the foods you eat. Hidden fats and sugars in 'healthy' snacks like frozen yogurt and gelato will do more damage to your waistline than a bag of chips.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22) An old-fashioned brouhaha may result when you and a friend butt heads today. Arguing over differing viewpoints can be exhausting and counterproductive. But you can both get satisfaction by meeting in the middle? Why can't you have pepperoni and pineapple on a pizza? Stranger things have happened.
Libra (September 23 - October 22) Look for changes to happen in your life today. They may not be monumental, but they could go a long way to affecting how you see yourself. One step on the scale will tell you that your diet is working, and suddenly all the grilled chicken salads and fruit snacks will all be worth it.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) You'll feel a regeneration of energy today, like you've got jalapenos in your underwear. You'll zoom through the day knocking off one project after another with much aplomb. You can duplicate today's success tomorrow by eating another big breakfast of eggs, turkey sausage, toast and OJ.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) You may want to be alone today, but that's going to be impossible. Dealing with coworkers and friends may be tough, but deal with it until quitting time. Then you can seclude yourself at home, curl up with cookies and hot chocolate, and watch a weeper on DVD.
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19) You'll make all the right decisions today. When confronted with a choice your gut will point you in the right direction. So after work it won't take you long to settle on your favorite Italian restaurant over everything else, simply because they have the best antipasto and cannelloni in the world.
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18) You may be forced to make important career decisions today. But don't jump blindly into the pool. Making choices can be easier if you put yourself in a relaxing environment. So settle in at your favorite sushi restaurant. The ambiance will be perfect, and all that brain food may help with the process.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20) Recent romantic developments may upset you today. But don't let your emotions throw your whole life into upheaval. Wanton eating may give you temporary satisfaction, but the indigestion you'll get after downing two pepperoni pizzas and a six pack will make you feel even worse about yourself.
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