Aries (March 21 - April 19) You'll get hot under the collar today as everything goes wrong. It may be a good idea to excuse yourself and take a step outside. Get some fresh air and do something to cool down. A big vanilla/banana/mango smoothie could chill your raging fire.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20) As rumors of a promotion circulate you may find work becoming a popularity contest. Everyone will be sucking up to superiors as they jockey for position. Do what you must to keep yourself in the race. It that means hand-feeding the boss your famous Baked Alaska, then so be it.
Gemini (May 21 - June 21) Thinking things out before making decisions could save you some grief today. So forget about eating that week old Szechuan garlic chicken with the green stuff growing on it. Take some time cook a fresh batch. Laziness will always catch up to you in painful and sickening ways.
Cancer (June 22 - July 22) Stick with the things you're familiar with today. Venturing into unknown territory could have negative results. So go with red curry chicken and beef sate if you're dining Thai. You may have no idea what's in the traditional tod man pla, and you're not particularly interested in finding out.
Leo (July 23 - August 22) Trouble may be brewing just underneath the surface today. So look deeply before diving in. The yogurt you think is so healthy may actually be loaded with sugar and preservatives. No wonder your pants don't fit anymore. Read the labels before buying. You could learn something.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22) You may be feeling upset today. You'd like to indulge in some comfort food, but it can be fattening. Use whole grain noodles and low-fat milk and cheeses in your mac and cheese. You'll come up with something that'll make you feel better and won't bust your waistline.
Libra (September 23 - October 22) Money woes may force you to reluctantly cut out the fine dining for a while. You may feel that dining at your local greasy spoon to be beneath you. But you could rediscover the joys of simple foods like fried chicken, biscuits and gravy, and you'll save a whole lot in the process.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) Some people travel to the Himalayas or Egypt to worship in sacred places. For you the pilgrimage goes no further than your nearest pizza parlor. You gain spiritual awakening every time you tear into a garlic and clam pizza. By the time you get to the garlic bread you've already achieved nirvana.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) You may want to be far from the maddening crowd today. So skip out of work early pack a picnic lunch and drive to the solitude of the country. It's amazing what a little nature, fresh air, and a few roast beef and swiss cheese sandwiches on sourdough can do for your peace of mind.
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19) Recent work successes may have you feeling powerful today. So have a dinner that suits someone of your grand stature. Start with a caesar salad followed by a fat porterhouse steak and a baked potato the size of a football. Cap it off with a fine cabernet and it'll be hail to the king (or queen)!
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18) A need to be socially useful may have you giving help to others today. Go out and by breads, milk, fruit or peanut butter and give them to a homeless person or two. You'll be helping them to stave off hunger for another day, and you'll be buying yourself a fortune in good karma.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20) Your emotions may be in upheaval today. You may neutralize the live wire by indulging on a little comfort food. So make a meatloaf that way Mom used to with a lean ground beef, herbs, breadcrumbs and a whole lot of love.
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