Aries (March 21 - April 19) Your emotions are like glue. You're stuck in one mood, then another. It has nothing to do with your packmates or your humans; it has everything to do with subliminal heavy business.
Taurus (April 20 - May 20) You have nothing but deep emotions. What other kinds of feelings are there? Well, you could care just a little or have a passing fancy for a change, instead of being passionate and jealous.
Gemini (May 21 - June 21) Your human is ignoring their health. Is it willful disobedience? Who knows? But it's on you to enforce the exercise quota, if only for your own good.
Cancer (June 22 - July 22) Indecision is foreign to you, so feeling a bit confused should stop you in your tracks. Don't get involved in anything you're unsure of, even if it has only a whiff of intensity.
Leo (July 23 - August 22) You understand what's beneath the surface. That's what comes from your lack of language. So with their opposing thumbs and fancy grammar, humans can't grasp what you know intuitively. It's on you.
Virgo (August 23 - September 22) A pocket is not a shield. You can tell its contents without having to see it. Getting the treat you know is there is not an unrealistic goal, so keep the begging up until they relent.
Libra (September 23 - October 22) Everyone at the dog park has the same issues, all revolving around material possessions. You'd all have a lot more fun and avoid the fights if you left your toys at home today.
Scorpio (October 23 - November 21) If people can't help but pet you, then you can't help but react. You'll be kept on a short leash if you keep it up, while they'll still have their freedom. Give that some thought before each walk.
Sagittarius (November 22 - December 21) Feeling bored? Put your active subconscious to good use. You can find intruders in shadows so don't lean on the mailman for all of your entertainment. Simply fit their arrival into the bigger picture.
Capricorn (December 22 - January 19) Don't stay detached from your fellow dogs. Organizing is your birth right, so either join an existing pack or rope in others. Once you have that network of friends, you'll understand how helpful it is.
Aquarius (January 20 - February 18) Other dogs have deep feelings for you. You make the dog park come alive just by entering its gates. If that's not enough of a reason to feel socially useful, think of the good you do your owner.
Pisces (February 19 - March 20) There is nothing wishy-washy about it. The dog run is like a blender and no one can escape getting sucked into it. Once you're in, it's like swimming with sharks, albeit through something thicker than water.
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