Top 10 Worst Things to Hear on a First Date
Consider this advice on what NOT to say on a first (or second or third or fourth or fifth...) date:
You remind me of my ex.
I can't stay out too late tonight -- the season finale of "The Bachelorette" is on.
Cutco knives are so awesome.
I only cry during rom coms...and right after sex.
I should warn you, my penis is unusually large.
Contraception is not okay. It's a license to do things in a sexual realm that is counter to how things are supposed to be.
I can't wait to show you my teddy bear collection.
Just a sec, I have to text back my mom.
The last novel I read? That one by Snooki.
It's chilly, I should have worn my cape.
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