Fashion that Makes Us Sad: The Boobie Beanie

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Boobie Beanies go on your breastfeeding baby's head and look like your real boob. Photo courtesy of Etsy.com
Boobie Beanies go on your breastfeeding baby's head and look like your real boob. Photo courtesy of Etsy.com

Breastfeeding in public is a hot topic, and Etsy seller SaraStitches is ready to push it to the limit with her Boobie Beanies. These crocheted hats go on your baby's head and give the illusion of an exposed breast. And unlike one-shade-suits-all "nude" underwear, Boobie Beanies are made in a variety of skin tones to simulate your real breasts. And they're only $5!



Boobie Beanies for all skin tones. Photo courtesy of Etsy.
Boobie Beanies for all skin tones. Photo courtesy of Etsy.

While Boobie Beanies are horrifying, the photos are making us crack up. One Boobie Beanie already just sold on Etsy today, but thankfully (?) there's another one up for grabs for mom's that thrive on shock value. Unfortunately, we are not those moms.

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