Sylvester Stallone Has a Steely Reaction to Daughter’s Dating Prank

You can feel the anger emanating off of him through the screen.

Sylvester Stallone is one protective papa.

If there was any doubt, the father of five proved it in a recent video clip uploaded to TikTok by his daughter, Sistine Stallone, where he looked ready to enter the ring right then and there after hearing a voicemail his daughter played for him.

The Rocky icon sat next to his wife—and Sistine's mother—Jennifer Flavin as the 24-year-old model let a voicemail play out loud, secretly videoing to capture each parent's reaction to the unbelievable words about to flow from the unseen mouth of a man that Sistine had supposedly met while out and about one day.

"It's Dimitri calling, again," the message began. "The guy from street. I left you a message several days ago—I don't like leaving second messages, but I like you. You're a very elegant woman, you're very attractive, but I don't play that game."

At this point, Stallone sat rigidly as Flavin's face twitched, trying to look like she wasn't invested. But as Dimitri's voice droned on, Sylvester became visibly redder and redder in the face while Flavin looked more and more surprised, at one point even smacking her husband's knee as they reeled over the message.

"So here's how it's gonna work," it continued. "If I do not receive a phone call back from you by three o'clock Thursday afternoon, I'm no longer interested. I'm very intelligent, I'm great in bed, I make great money. Believe it or not, I'm a complete catch."

The narcissistic commentary droned on with Sylvester's anger worsening, Flavin getting antsier and antsier, and Sistine sitting under a blanket on the couch trying to stifle her laughter. Eventually, Sylvester was so worked up he jumped to his feet, the camera cutting off as he approached it.

Sistine had no further words to add, captioning the hysterical clip "💀💀💀."

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Fans were obsessed with the actor's reaction, with several referencing his iconic role.

"Rambo and Rocky has awakened," one joked, while another added, "Demitri about to get the famous Rocky Balboa right hook."

"Rocky finna come out of retirement over this voicemail 😭," another wrote.

"The twitching on Sly’s face says it all!🤣🤣," another comment read.

"He looked genuinely concerned, probably because men really be like this. 🥺," it continued, with many viewers believing it could have been a real message.

And one commenter said what we were all thinking when they asked, "can we hear what he had to say?😂😂." We're sure Dimitri would be shaking in his boots if he were to know what was running through Sylvester's head in that moment.