The Strangest Pumpkin Spice Products to Get You Ready for Basic Girl Autumn
Listen—summer might not be officially over until September 23, but Hot Girl Summer is dead, and Basic Girl Autumn is HERE. Thotumn, Christian Girl Fall, whatever you want to call it—it’s here and so is pumpkin spice everything. Not our fault if we like to enjoy the delicate tastings of a hot pumpkin spice beverage as we leisurely stroll through piles of newly fallen orange and yellow leaves while being all wrapped up in a gigantic “blanket scarf” and leggings as pants. Capitalism made us this way. And capitalism keeps giving us pumpkin spice-flavored products so that we may never tire of the sacred flavor. Even if it’s in the form of a minty lip balm. Or a sneaker. Or canned lunch meat. (Yeah.)
