Flirty opening lines from men obsessed with the Roman Empire
Girl, are you Rome? Because I’m finding all roads lead to you.
I got something in my pocket that you’ll want more than bread and circuses.
Did you know the Romans invented the numbers we still use today? Probably so you could one day give me the ten I need to call you.
Girl, are you the underground heating created by the Romans? Because you’re so hot!
You must be one of the hundreds of deities we adopted because I want to worship you.
I’m gonna make you wetter than the Colosseum during a boat battle.
Let’s head to the Thermopolium since I don’t think we’ll want to waste time at a sit-down restaurant when we could go back to my place.
Listen, I’m like the Triumph. I can last for days…
If I were your Roman slave, I’d never want to buy my freedom. I’d feed you while you recline and help you throw up by tickling your throat with a feather. Or something else if you prefer…
Damn! I wish I were a Visigoth because I’d love to conquer you.
Is your name Nero? Because while you were busy dancing, I was burning up with longing.
You must be an aqueduct because you’re quenching my thirst from across the room.
If I could, I’d make a 13th Table because none of the other twelve require you to go out with me at least once.
Hey girl, are you the Eastern Roman Empire? Because you look like you’ll decline real slow.
Were you ever a Roman senator? Because your beauty is stabbing me in the heart right now.