15 amazing housewarming gifts & what they say about you
This wine decanter screams, "Is there anything she decan't do?!?!"
You know the rules: to celebrate someone's new digs, show up with a gift they'll dig.
From vases and candles to frothers and fixtures—if your friend's got a new place, you're in the right place. Here are 15 amazing housewarming gifts (most under $35) that ensure you'll get another invite, and a fun, lighthearted analysis of the vibe your presents and presence are giving. (When in doubt, just bring a $10 Trader Joe's bouquet. You're welcome.)
1. The gift: A $23 Fancy Wine Decanter + a bottle of wine
What it says about you: I brought this bottle of wine as a gift but I'm going to drink most of it myself so here's another stunning gift to make up for that.
2. The gift: A $30 Life-Size Hand Flower Vase
What it says about you: This is gift is so good, we both deserve a hand.
3. The gift: An $18 Geometry Kitchen Tea Towel
What it says about you: I’m definitely going to make a mess while I’m here, and this is a very cute way to clean it up.
4. The gift: A $22 Set of Gold Bookshelf Statues
What it says about you: If I cannot sit for days on end and admire your bookshelves, at least they can.
5. The gift: $6 Twisted Taper Candles
What it says about you: I'm just here to make sure this housewarming party is lit.
6. The gift: A $34 Disco Ball Ice Bucket
What it says about you: I listened to Taylor Swift's "Mirrorball" 17 times on the way over.
7. The gift: A $7 Milk Frother
What it says about you: I might stir things up a bit on my visit.
8. The gift: A $19 Booty-Shaped Indoor Planter
What it says about you: Sorry for being such a smart ass.
9. The gift: A $21 "Press for Champagne" Bell
What it says about you: Thank you for appreciating my bubbly personality.
10. The gift: A Gorgeous $17 Bedside Carafe
What it says about you: I'm going to stay over, and I'd like to be properly hydrated when I do.
11. The gift: A Fun $24 "Get Naked" Bath Mat
What it says about you: This gift is anything but the bare minimum.
12. The gift: A 6-pack of $11 Eco-friendly Whale Sponges
What it says about you: I'm a good listener! Always absorbing what you're saying, just soaking in the de-tails.
13. The gift: The Perfect $40 Charcuterie Board Set
What it says about you: I'm a little cheesy but I know you're on board with it.
14. The gift: A Fabulous & Funky $90 Sputnik Light Fixture
What it says about you: Congrats on your new home! I think it could use some fun improvements.
15. The gift: A $14 Half-Head Vase
What it says about you: My gifts are always mind-blowing.
Sara K. Runnels is a seasoned humor writer, copywriter and writer-writer living in Seattle, WA. She is a regular contributor to The New Yorker & her sharp social commentary can be found, quite literally, all over the internet under @omgskr.