Are You Still a ‘Wiper’?—Let’s Rinse Away Common Bidet Misconceptions

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Bidets, despite having been around for centuries, are still riddled and swirled by myths and misconceptions. Have you been curious about using a bidet but dissuaded by stereotypes? Let's look closer at common myths and try to dispel those misunderstandings preventing you from adopting this really, really great piece of home technology.

Myth 1: Bidets Are Unsanitary

In reality, bidet toilets promote cleanliness.

  • Bidets enhance cleanliness and personal hygiene while reducing fecal bacteria that spreads via wiping.

  • The gentle streams of water provide a thorough cleanse, far more effective than wiping with toilet paper alone.

  • Bidets can be particularly beneficial for individuals with certain health conditions, ensuring a more sanitary and comfortable experience.

Myth 2: Bidets are Messy

In reality, you can only make a mess if you turn it on when you're not seated.

  • Bidets are designed for efficient and precise cleaning. They're easier to use than a handheld sprayer, too. Plus, they're self-cleaning.

  • The jet of water won't just spray willy-nilly, and no, it won't look like you sat in gallons of water. The water pressure settings allow each bidet user to customize the spray of water to meet their needs.

  • Bidets also reduce the need for excessive toilet paper, especially if you use a model with an air dryer. Just a simple dab-dab, and you're done.

  • Many models also offer a hygienic alternative with adjustable water pressure and temperature controls.

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Myth 3: Bidets Are Difficult to Install

In reality, installation is really easy (and no, it doesn't need to be plugged in!)

  • "TUSHY’s bidet attachments are designed to be DIY," shares Miki Agrawal, Founder and Chief Creative Officer of TUSHY. "The best-selling TUSHY Classic 3.0 bidet can be easily installed on most standard toilets in just 8 ½ minutes or less, no plumbing or electrical experience required. When shopping for the right bidet, customers – especially first-time bidet novices – should always consider ease of installation to ensure a seamless experience.”

  • Many modern bidet attachments are designed for easy installation, often requiring no specialized plumbing skills.

  • Many models are compatible with existing toilets, making them a convenient and user-friendly addition to any bathroom.

  • With various options available, from standalone bidets to travel bidets to easy-to-install bidet seats, incorporating this bathroom fixture is a straightforward process.

Myth 4: Bidets Are Only for Europeans or Certain Cultures

In reality, bidets are for everyone.

  • Some associate bidets exclusively with certain cultures, leading to the misconception that they are not suitable for everyone. In truth, bidets have evolved into a global bathroom fixture, broadly appreciated for their hygiene benefits.

  • Embracing a bidet is a choice to prioritize personal hygiene and comfort, which transcends cultural boundaries.

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A bidet might seem intimidating, but it's definitely not scary. Try it.

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Myth 5: Bidets Waste Water

In reality, bidets are very eco-friendly.

  • A prevalent myth suggests that bidets are water-wasters. Contrary to this belief, bidets can be environmentally friendly. Many modern bidet models are designed with water-saving features, such as adjustable water pressure and temperature settings.

  • Additionally, the reduction in toilet paper usage associated with bidet use contributes to a decrease in overall paper waste, making bidets a more sustainable choice in the long run. "TUSHY costs as little as $59, whereas the average family spends $500 on toilet paper every year," shares Agrawal. "Bidet users consume 80% less toilet paper, using just a few sheets to pat dry." If you have kids who clog the toilet by using a whole roll of toilet paper, this is, hands-down, a potty time game-changer.

Myth 6: Bidets Are Uncomfortable

In reality, not uncomfortable at all.

  • Some people hesitate to embrace bidets due to the belief that they are awkward to use. In reality, bidets are designed with user comfort in mind—they even make cleaning easier for consumers with mobility issues.

  • Adjustable settings allow users to personalize the water temperature and pressure, ensuring a comfortable and pleasant experience. Some users prefer a warm water spray, others love that they can get a bidet with a heated seat. It can really make your bathroom feel more luxurious.

  • Once individuals experience the refreshing cleanse provided by a bidet, fear of discomfort becomes a thing of the past.

Myth 7: Bidets Are Expensive Luxuries

In reality, bidets come in various price ranges.

  • "Properly cleaning yourself after you poop shouldn’t be a luxury," agrees Agrawal. "While there are bidets that come with bells, whistles and hefty price tags, TUSHY’s bidet attachments were designed with affordability in mind – the entry price point is $59! Our products are not only affordable but end up saving so much money in the long run."

  • The perception that bidets are expensive luxuries is a common myth. While high-end bidet models with advanced features may come with a higher price tag, there are affordable options available for all budgets.

  • Bidet attachments and basic bidet seats offer cost-effective solutions to introduce the benefits of bidet use without breaking the bank.

4 Products to Try

  • NEW! The TUSHY Fresh ($59) a brand-new ultra-slim bidet attachment that was inspired by over 1 million real pooping humans’ reviews!

  • The TUSHY Classic 3.0 ($99) transforms any standard toilet into a booty wonderland in under 10 minutes! This best-selling bidet cleans your butthole with fresh water, the same as your sink or shower.

  • The TUSHY Spa 3.0 ($129) is a temperature-controlled bidet attachment for the warmest wash – making your butt feel like it just left the sustainable spa!

  • The TUSHY Ace ($399) is an electric bidet seat that warms, cleans and dries via remote, giving you an extra pampered, ass-tronomically fresh behind.

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Install a Bidet and Alleviate These Medical Issues

  1. Hemorrhoids: Do you have an increased risk of hemorrhoids? Bidets provide a gentler and more soothing alternative to toilet paper, reducing irritation and discomfort understood by people with hemorrhoids

  2. Anal Fissures: Bidets promote better hygiene without abrasive wiping, which can be beneficial for individuals dealing with anorectal pressure and anal fissures, minimizing the risk of further irritation.

  3. Infections: Bidets can contribute to preventing infections, particularly for those prone to urinary tract infections (UTIs), bacterial vaginosis, or other genital-related issues.

  4. Inflammatory Bowel Diseases: People with conditions like Crohn's disease or ulcerative colitis may find relief through bidets, as they minimize irritation and promote cleanliness without the abrasiveness of traditional wiping.

  5. Personal Hygiene: Bidets improve overall personal hygiene by effectively cleaning sensitive areas, reducing the risk of harmful bacterial buildup and maintaining a cleaner, more comfortable experience.

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