17 Funny Tweets By Women That Have Me Cackling Like A Chronically Late Witch Who Doesn't Realize Halloween Was 3 Months Ago
Happy 2023, BuzzFeeders!! If one of your resolutions was to log off this year, you're in the wrong place (but thank you for being here).
maybe this is the year some of you finally go outside
Make sure you start 2023 off right by following all these funny ladies on Twitter!
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the ugliest version of me is the version that comes out when I play board games. idk who she is but she is a monster she is not fit for human interaction
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I like my men like I like the year 2022: behind me
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I once slept with a man who in the middle of us making out, left the room, ate a spoonful of peanut butter, returned, continued making out with me, and never addressed the peanut butter
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well, well, well if it isn’t all my “we’ll deal with it in January” chickens home to roost
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what’s everyone doing for January 6th this year
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when I crack open a crisp 2023 planner and it doesn’t immediately solve all of my problems and make me a more effective person
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2023 trying to drink more water but how do I stop the peeing
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Ladies do not call your bf your “partner” if he listens to Joe Rogan
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I would like to have a word with whoever it was that decided that all plus size people were into "fun sleeves"
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Important marriage info: If your spouse is comfy cozy on the couch and you get up to pour yourself a drink, what you have really poured is a team drink.
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Y’all, I told my daughter to put socks on her reborn doll & she gon say “ you can’t tell people how to take care of they kids “ 😂 I really don’t know how much longer I can do this 😭😭😭😭
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Matthew Broderick: Life moves pretty fast ...Vin Diesel: And sometimes it moves pretty furious.Together: Coming to a theater near you-Movie Exec: Get out.
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Watched Night at the Opera. Could you imagine going to an opera the Marx Brothers started ruining. I bet you'd think your life was in danger. You'd be like, "These wiseacres aren't going to stop doing bits until we're all dead"
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my sister is so offline, unplugged, unbothered. she’s been doing the massive New York Times end of year crossword for 5 days. right now she’s solving a rubik’s cube. she just asked me if “gone girl” is a romance movie.
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I’m doing Dry January! I’ll still be drinking—but more of my jokes will be delivered without any emotion
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I know we all say this every year and then get lazy but in 2023 I am going to hold myself accountable and figure out the dyatlov pass incident
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i already messed up… 2024 my year for sure
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