Sophie Turner Crushed Smirnoff Ice From Penis Straws On Her Bachelorette Party And I Love Her
Sophie Turner (have you heard of her?) and Joe Jonas (have you heard of him?) got impromptu-married in Vegas a few months ago. As such, Sophie never really had herself a good old bachelorette party...until now.
Instagram pictures galore from all of her best friends show the women landed in Benidorm, Spain, last night for some heavy partying. Sophie hasn't chronicled any of the trip herself just yet, but again, her friends have been excellent at keeping us updated.
For instance, her friend Blair Noel Croce began by putting up a picture of their crew on a private jet. Their mid-air meal? McDonald's. Please note the caption: "We can’t have nice things. The entire plane spilled their McDonald’s & drinks on take off. Bless that flight attendant’s heart." This is funny for a myriad of reasons I'll leave you to figure out on your own.
A post shared by Blair Noel Croce (@blairnoel) on Jun 9, 2019 at 7:41am PDT
At some point on the flight, they popped champagne:
A post shared by Ellie Wasserberg (@elliewasserberg) on Jun 9, 2019 at 7:52am PDT
When they landed, they all put on ridiculously fun and colorful wigs. That makes this picture of them sipping Smirnoff Ice (!) from penis straws (!) all the more fun. Please also note Sophie's garter, sash, and general dedication to nailing this photo.
A post shared by Maddie Spalding (@maddie_spalding) on Jun 12, 2019 at 12:03pm PDT
I guess at some point they switched out the penis straws for regular ones, but alas. Nothing gold can stay, you know?
A post shared by Blair Noel Croce (@blairnoel) on Jun 12, 2019 at 12:22pm PDT
It's unclear if the festivities will continue over the next few days, but regardless, the content has been magnificent thus far. Here's hoping they have buckets of fried chicken and pin-the-edible-dick-on-the-dude on the way home.
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