Someone Give This Video of Kris Jenner Asking What a “Circle Jerk” Is an Oscar

From Cosmopolitan

• Kris Jenner was deeply confused about what a "circle jerk" is during Sunday's Keeping Up with the Kardashians.

• Kris had Khloé explain the term to her, and then roped in poor Kendall Jenner over the phone.

So, last night on Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Kris Jenner had a totally normal conversation with her daughters that definitely involved something all moms talk to their kids about, it's fine! And by that I mean she asked them what a "circle jerk" is, and trust me when I say no one has been more confused about any subject.

In a clip that is truly worthy of an Oscar for "Most Confused Person in a Supporting Role," Kris innocently asks Khloé "what's a circle jerk?" And poor KoKo has the job of telling her own damn mother that a "circle jerk" is "guys sitting in a circle and they're all [BLEEP] in a circle." Naturally, sweet innocent Kris is fully shook.

"Aren't the guys embarrassed?" she asks. "That are sitting in a circle? What, do you just say 'hey do you want to circle jerk tonight?'"

Speaking of being embarrassed, you'd think this conversation would be over at this point but instead Khloé calls Kendall and invites her to a circle jerk at 3 PM (help). Thank god at least one person in this family is weirded out, because Kendall's just like "Wait is mom a part of this, because I think I'd feel a little uncomfortable."

Um, and speaking of uncomfortable, WHAT IS EVEN HAPPENING, goodbye forever.

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