Snooki Pokes Fun at Herself in New Music Video About Being a Mom

In seven years, Nicole Polizzi has gone from hot mess to hot mama — but she'll always be Snooki. (Photo: Getty Images)
In seven years, Nicole Polizzi has gone from hot mess to hot mama — but she’ll always be Snooki. (Photo: Getty Images)

“Saggy nipples!” That’s probably our favorite line in the newly released “Yung Mommy” video by notorious Jersey Shore alum Nicole “Snooki” Polizzi, which has racked up more than 262,000 views in a day. Now 28, the former wild child is a mother of two young, look-alike kiddos — son Lorenzo and daughter Giovanna — who make appearances in the video.

Decked out in hip-hop gear and her signature skin-tight leopard-print getup and stilettos, Snooki sings in a lovably off-key voice, “I’m a mommy with attitude!” as she tries to feed her finicky toddler and gives up because of the smirking little girl’s “attitude.”

It’s all tongue in cheek, but Snooki makes sure to remind listeners that she has “two kids, not complaining” and her days of late nights and drunk partying have been replaced with breastfeeding and potty training — and lots of body changes, saggy nipples aside.

And it’s all because she finally met the “juice head” of her dreams, Jionni LaValle, and got engaged to him in March 2012 — not even three years after Jersey Shore first aired and made her MTV’s breakout reality star. At one time adorably crazy or obnoxiously belligerent — depending on who you asked — Snooki seems to have grown up quickly after being involved with the more stable LaValle, just the influence she needed in her life.

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And motherhood seems to suit her well, as she’s more confident, fit, and mature in recent years. But let’s face it: No amount of domestication will fully take the eccentricity out of Snooki, and that’s a good thing.

If you think about it, who else would be able to deliver lines like, “Get ready, bitches,” and “Now I got my own series on YouTube, and I’m spending these checks on baby food,” as she makes it rain (fake) dollar bills and flies with her son in matching superhero costumes against a backdrop that looks like it was constructed in his preschool class?

The musical hook is even — dare we say — pretty catchy, and her squad of preteen background dancers in feather boas, along with flying red plastic beer cup props, ties the whole glorious mess together.

Snooki may be a fully grown wife and mother, and she may be embracing her new lifestyle with a healthy sense of humor. That said, the Internet never forgets:

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Photo courtesy of Quickmeme

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