These Zodiac Pillows Will Get You Through Mars Retrograde

Big news: There's a whole new planet here to obliterate your attempts at happiness, fulfillment, and finding that elusive pair of jeans that makes your butt look great from all angles. Mercury retrograde may get all the attention, since it happens three or four times a year - that hog - but this month, your horoscope's getting a double-whammy of FML. First, there's Mars retrograde, a phenomenon that happens once every two years, which strikes now through August 27. Then, starting July 26, it's overlapped with Mercury retrograde, so if you're into reading your horoscope, expect a lot of talk about feeling adrift, your sex life fizzling out, and your confidence being shaken. Followed by fumbling through communication and tech issues. Woohoo!

If that news makes you want to scream into your pillow, well, never fear - these zodiac designs from Urban Outfitters are just the thing you need. They're the perfect way to give your couch - or bed - a little personality, and they're a whole lot more pleasant to look at than whatever your horoscope says this month.