Ski Resort Campaigning For 'America's Best Restroom' Title
Step right up, folks, and witness the showdown of porcelain thrones! The 2023 America's Best Restroom contest has arrived, where we flush away the competition and crown a commode champion!
In one corner, we have The Little America Hotel in Salt Lake, where even the toilets wear mini-crowns, treating you like royalty while you answer nature's call.
In the other corner, it's El Rio in San Francisco, where their restrooms are so hip, even the graffiti is in perfect calligraphy.
And let's not forget the wild card, Snowbasin Resort in Utah! Where else can you powder your nose with a view that'll make you feel like you're on top of the world?
"Come for the mountain, stay for the… restrooms?
We are a finalist for America’s Best Restroom, and this is something we simply can’t come in No. 2 at."
Ladies and gentlemen, it's time to cast your votes and make history! Remember, democracy matters, even when it's about bathrooms. So, let's flush away any doubts, dive into the deep waters of decision-making, and crown the porcelain monarch worthy of this throne-erific title!
Go ahead and vote now, and may the cleanest commode win
