21 Silly Little Tweets About The Holidays That'll Give You A Good Chuckle Today
Sadly, we don't really know the fate of beloved social media platform Twitter at the moment. But, I'm trying to enjoy it while we have it, especially because Twitter is particularly hilarious and unhinged around the holidays. Sooo, here are some funny, ~festive~ tweets to get you in the holiday spirit:
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it's with a heavy heart i announce that, after 12 years of marriage, my partner and i have decided that it's better for both of us if we don't attend any of your holiday parties
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And y’all keep questioning how Santa get around so fast https://t.co/Udt2Zcehra
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They need to stop remaking A Christmas Carol. The Muppets did it the best. Everyone else needs to sit down and move on
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Commenting ‘nightmare blunt rotation’ on some family’s Christmas photos on Facebook
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Falling for ChristMAs
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When my phone stays on 1% for 10 min that’s the Hanukkah candle burning for 8 days
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you really gonna treat me like that when Santa is literally on his way to town bffr
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Is “gobble me swallow me” a good caption to use on thanksgiving??
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most people don't know that chris pine is actually short for christmas pinecone
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Charles Dickens writing a nice, festive Christmas story
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he's makin a listit's kept in plain textan elf just got phishedyou know what is nextsanta claus has leaked 2.2 billion user's names, addresses, naughty/nice statuses, and the times they are asleep in their homes
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Christmas needs to slow tf down I only got 8 dollars
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I didn’t get a toxic thanksgiving text. I’ve lost my touch.
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The Polar Express is a horror movie.
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can’t believe the grinch stole christmas. what will he steal next? hanukkah? easter?? my debit card that has $56 on it???
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Hallmark Christmas movie where the overworked single 30-something woman moves to a small town in Georgia to work on a runoff election. She doesn’t find love. She helps keep a US Senate seat, finds happiness in preserving Democracy. It’s called “A Campaign for Christmas”.
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for 15 years we made fun of my dad for saying he wants a vacuum for christmas every year, but we finally got him a nice dyson and you know what? he’s walking around, vacuuming all every room, muttering “this is a game changer.” say what you will but the man knows what he wants
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My mum just waited until the dog had walked out the room to tell me what she'd bought him for Christmas.
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You’ve heard of Elf on the Shelf. Now get ready for
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Hiding presents on my bed but it looks like I'm hiding a festive dead body
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tf do i get this man for Christmas when he already has me 🤦♀️
