These Silly Easter Jokes Will Have Everyone Cracking Up With Laughter
Spending time with family and friends on Easter will likely mean that laughs will be shared. Whether you're participating in an egg hunt or playing another silly Easter game, there are plenty of fun events on Easter Sunday. But if your goal is to be the star jokester this year, then you'll want to prepare yourself with this list of witty Easter jokes. (Memorizing these are the perfect way to incorporate some dad jokes to the holiday!)
What better way to get everyone in an uplifting mood than by telling a few goofy one-liners? Break out these spring jokes during your favorite Easter activities. Ask the kids what time should they go to bed on Easter (When they're "eggs-hausted," of course). Or, ask what sport you have to play on Easter ("Basket-ball"). A few of these Easter jokes and riddles double as fun Easter Instagram captions, too.
You can share an entertaining tall 'tail' like the Easter Bunny's origin story or listen to plenty of cheerful Easter songs. But sprinkling in some knock-knock jokes and Easter puns will definitely make sure it's a light-hearted Sunday with the ones you love most. So go ahead and see if you can stump anyone with these eggs-ceptionally good jokes.
Funny Jokes About Easter
How do dinosaurs celebrate Easter? They can't, because they're eggs-tinct.
What should everyone drink on Easter? Spring water.
What's more weird than a rabbit that delivers Easter eggs? A spelling bee.
Why happens if you tell a duck an Easter joke? They'll quack up.
What do you call a mischievous egg? A practical yolker!
Where do Easter Bunnies go for new tails? To the retail store.
What do you call a rabbit who tells jokes? A funny bunny!
What does the bunny say about the 'soup-of-the-day' he serves at his restaurant? It’s egg-stra special.
What's an Easter egg's least favorite day? Fry-day.
Why did the rabbit go to the hair salon? She found a few too many gray hares!
What kind of beans did the Easter Bunny put in his stew? Jelly beans!
Why was the Easter Bunny so good at basketball? Because he had a great hop shot!
What do you call a line of rabbits walking backward? A receding hare-line!
Why did the Easter Bunny bring a ladder to the party? Because he heard the drinks were on the house!
Did you hear about the egg who went to therapy? It had shell shock!
How do you get a bunny to work overtime? Simply raise its celery.
What did the rabbit say to the carrot? It was nice gnawing you.
What did the bunny get his wife for Easter? A 14-carrot gold necklace.
Why did the Easter Bunny bring a pen to the party? To draw some hop-art!
How did the Easter egg win the art show? He had some egg-straordinary paintings!
Why couldn't the Easter Bunny watch his favorite show? Because his TV was scrambled!
Where did the Easter Bunny learn how to ski? The bunny hill.
How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape? By doing lots of hare-obics!
How does the Easter Bunny keep his fur neat? Hare spray!
Why did the baby chick cross the road? To meet up with her Peeps.
What's the most popular baby bunny name? Peter!
When is it okay to place all your eggs in one basket? On Easter!
What sport do you have to play on Easter? Basket-ball.
What did one Easter egg say to the other Easter egg? Look at your dye job!
Funny Jokes About the Easter Bunny
What do you call a rabbit that keeps the Easter Bunny safe? A bunny guard.
What did the Easter bunny say to its spouse? You’re ear-resistable.
What did the Easter Bunny say after burping? “Eggs-cuse me!”
How did the Easter Bunny get its job? It had eggs-perience.
What kind of hotel room did the Easter Bunny reserve? A big sweet.
What is the Easter Bunny's coffee order? Eggs-presso.
Why couldn’t the Easter Bunny fly home for Easter? It didn’t have the hare fare.
Why did the bunnies go on strike? Because they wanted better celery.
Why can't the Easter Bunny's nose be 12 inches long? Because then it would be a foot!
Why doesn't the Easter Bunny get hot in the summer? It has hare conditioning.
What does the Easter Bunny say before it eats? “Lettuce pray.”
Why is the Easter Bunny so funny? He always has a tail to tell!
Why is the Easter Bunny so lazy? Be he doesn't carrot all!
What is the Easter Bunny's favorite song? "Don't Worry Be Hoppy."
Why did the Easter Bunny keep coming back to brunch? Because the food was egg-stremely good!
Why was the Easter Bunny's party so fun? Because everyone had a cracking time!
What music does the Easter Bunny dance to? Hip-hop.
How does the Easter Bunny stay active? Eggs-ercise.
What's the Easter Bunny's favorite restaurant? IHOP.
What kind of Bunny can't hop? A chocolate one!
What's the Easter Bunny's favorite way to travel? By hare-plane.
What's a bunny's favorite type of book? One with a hoppy ending.
What do you call the Easter Bunny the day after Easter? Eggs-hausted.
What do you call a rabbit with fleas? Bugs Bunny!
Why did the Easter Bunny cross the road? Because the chicken stole his Easter eggs!
What's a forgetful Bunny called? Hare-brained.
Funny Jokes About Easter Eggs
Why can't we be late on Easter? Because there are no eggs-cuses!
Why did the chicken make the Easter breakfast? Because he's an eggs-pert in the kitchen!
Why did the the bunny fall for the chicken? Because he was eggs-actly her type!
How does the family like their eggs on Easter? Over-easy like a Sunday morning.
What did one Easter egg say to the other? Heard any good yolks lately?
Why did the Easter egg hide? It was a little chicken.
What happens when you tell an egg a joke? They crack up.
Why do eggs go to school? To get egg-ducated.
What's a sleeping egg called? Eggs-hausted!
What day do Easter eggs hate the most? Fry-day.
Where do you find Easter eggs? From an eggplant!
Why should you never tickle an Easter egg? It might crack up!
What do you call a transformer bunny? Hop-timus Prime.
Why do we paint eggs every year? Because it's easier than wallpaper.
What's an Easter egg from outer space called? An egg-stra-terrestrial.
Did you hear about the house infested with Easter eggs? They needed an eggs-terminator!
Knock-Knock Jokes About Easter
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Easter." "Easter who?" "The Easter Bunny, who else would be knocking?"
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "You." "You who?" "Yoo-hoo! Time to hop over to the egg hunt!"
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Sherwood." "Sherwood who?" "Sherwood like to start the egg hunt."
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Who." "Who who?" "Today’s about bunnies not owls!"
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Candice." "Candice who?" "Candice Easter get any better?"
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Eggs." "Eggs who?" "Egg-scuse me, we’re late to the Easter parade!"
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Harvey." "Harvey who?" "Harvey great Easter!"
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Witches." "Witches who?" "Witches the way to the egg hunt?"
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Noah." "Noah who?" "Noah good easter brunch around here?"
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Doughnut." "Doughnut who?" "Doughnut forget who stuffed all the Easter eggs this year!"
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Lena." "Lena who?" "Lena little closer and you'll spot the hidden eggs!"
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Shore." "Shore who?" "Shore I'll take your Easter Basket!"
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Hans." "Hans who?" "Hans outa my Easter Basket!"
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Alma." "Alma who?" "Alma Easter candy is gone!"
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Heidi." "Heidi who?" "Heidi the Easter baskets before the kids get them."
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Wendy." "Wendy who?" "Wendy Easter Bunny showing up?"
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Eggs." "Eggs who?" "Eggs-tea excited for Easter today!"
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Anna." "Anna who?" "Anna other egg decorated, another 600 to go."
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Bea." "Bea who?" "Bea kind and thoughtful, it’s Easter!"
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Chuck." "Chuck who?" "Chuck-olate eggs and bunnies are a must-have!"
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" “Fonda." "Fonda who?" "Fonda this holiday, it might just be my favorite!"
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Freddie." "Freddie who?" "Freddie or not, here the egg-hunters come!"
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Hayden." "Hayden who?" "Hayden eggs in the yard is a great way to spend Easter!"
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Handsome." “Handsome who?" "Handsome of that Easter candy over!"
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Tommy." "Tommy who?" "Tommy aches on Easter are guaranteed if you eat too fast."
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Egg." "Egg who?" "Egg-cited to see me?"
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Arthur." "Arthur who?" "Arthur any more chocolate bunnies?"
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Heidi." "Heidi who?" "Heidi the eggs around the house!"
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Moira." "Moira who?" "Give me Moira that Easter ham."
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