People Are Tweeting Really Bad Sex Puns, And It's The Comedic Relief We Needed This Week
If you're like me and spend wayyyy too much time on Twitter, you've probably seen a variation of this tweet making the rounds on your timeline:
she butter on my nut til i squash
It's a sex pun. It's playing off of this tweet, which started the trend:
she ebbin on my neezer til i scrooge
They're all pretty ridiculous and kind of bad. 😭 But that's also the joke, and why these tweets are so funny.
I rounded up 24 of the best ones I've seen so far. Hope you enjoy!
And if you love a tweet you read, make sure to give your favorite users a like and a follow. 😌
1.
She mush on my room til I gorge
2.
she rogan on my joe til i have an experience
3.
she stock on my holm til i syndrome
4.
SHE VANILLA ON MY ICE TIL I CREAM
5.
she strogan me off till i beef! [𝐄𝐗𝐓𝐑𝐄𝐌𝐄𝐋𝐘 𝐋𝐎𝐔𝐃 𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐎𝐑𝐑𝐄𝐂𝐓 𝐁𝐔𝐙𝐙𝐄𝐑] she beefin on my stroganoff! [𝐄𝐗𝐓𝐑𝐄𝐌𝐄𝐋𝐘 𝐋𝐎𝐔𝐃 𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐎𝐑𝐑𝐄𝐂𝐓 𝐁𝐔𝐙𝐙𝐄𝐑] she strogan my beef till im off! [𝐄𝐗𝐓𝐑𝐄𝐌𝐄𝐋𝐘 𝐋𝐎𝐔𝐃 𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐎𝐑𝐑𝐄𝐂𝐓 𝐁𝐔𝐙𝐙𝐄𝐑]
6.
she cheddar on my broccoli til i soup
7.
she swedish on my meat til i balls
8.
she pabst on my ribbon til i blue
9.
She lizzing on my truss til I resign
10.
“she lockheed martin on my nathan fielder til I peach husband” I scream as I leap from the roof of my apartment complex
11.
she evil on my dead til i 1981[LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER]she dead on my evil til i 2[LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER]she rise on my evil til im dead [LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER]
12.
she j on my p til i morgan
13.
she negroni on my sbagliato til I prosecco
14.
she parametrize on my equation til i (cosθ, sinθ)
15.
she [boing sound effect] on my [boing sound effect] til i [boing sound effect]
16.
she :3 on my 0-o til i >_
17.
*sweating bullets as i type*she vanning on my gogh til i paint… no no… she splashing on my painting til i soup… no! god damn it think!!… wait wait i have it!she souping on my van til i gogh!yes!!!! *send tweet*
18.
“she whatever on my whatever til i whatever” SHUT up. God doesn’t love you
19.
she fluffing on my nutter til i Massachusetts https://t.co/l4dHP1qo0o
20.
she satan on my lucifer til i osculum obscenum
21.
she axios on my morning brew til i semafor
22.
She honk on my shoo til I mimimi
23.
She 𝐈𝐍𝐂𝐎𝐑𝐑𝐄𝐂𝐓 on my 𝐁𝐔𝐙𝐙𝐄𝐑 til im 𝐄𝐗𝐓𝐑𝐄𝐌𝐄𝐋𝐘 𝐋𝐎𝐔𝐃
And finally, 24.
gf just called to say “she frosted on my flakes til I grrrrreat!” then hung up
