I'm Pretty Sure Shakira's Ex Needs To Join The Witness Protection Program After Watching Her Jimmy Fallon Performance
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Let me catch you up real quick: Shakira and soccer star Gerard Piqué recently broke up after 11 years together.
And the separation has been real, real messy.
The pinnacle of this separation so far is Shakira releasing a song with Bizarrap.
It's, not exaggerating, one of the greatest diss tracks of all time.
The song is MASSIVE, like her biggest hit in years.
The lyrics seem to be directly targeting her ex: "I was out of your league, that's why you're with someone just like you."
She even seemed to call out his mother.
It's all so juicy.
After Shakira released this song, Piqué had the nerve to post a picture with his new girlfriend, Clara.
On Valentine's Day, Shakira posted a video of her mopping the floor while lip-synching "Kill Bill" by SZA.
Shakira lip-synchs "I might kill my ex, not the best idea. His new girlfriend's next, how'd I get here?" in stilettos.
So, that brings us up to present day!
Shakira performed their song "Bzrp Music Sessions, Vol. 53" with Bizarrap on Fallon, and I'm not exaggerating, it is like nothing I've ever seen on late night television before.
Here's the performance:
The performance has gone super viral because the crowd is completely and totally wild.
Not only was Shakira fucking amazing (as usual) but the audience has me speechless. I’ve never seen the Fallon crowd this active
They're screaming every. single. word.
Shakira is so goated. When did Jimmy Fallon’s audience get lit???
It's like a gospel choir.
The audience like a gospel choir with the Claramente, Shakira mom what have you done 😭😍 https://t.co/nfwj2adI7G
"I've never seen that" is the common sentiment.
Shakira power so crazy she got an entire talk show audience singing every word ive never seen that lmaoooo https://t.co/XdLiFeX5oc
And ultimately, I sure as hell wouldn't want to be Piqué right now.
Everybody in the audience helped Shakira ruin Piqué’s life just a lil bit more 😅
The performance apparently even reached Adele.
At her show this weekend, Adele told the audience: "I saw her performance last night on Jimmy Fallon. Oh, her ex-husband's in trouble."
Adele talking about @Shakira ~ “I saw her performance last night on jimmy fallon… oh her ex husbands in trouble".
Good luck to him, I guess. 🤭🤭🤭
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